Emma Nincompoop Evans

Bang average baker, dismal chef, supermarket wine connoisseur & fitness unfanatic. Social work student and working with homeless people. Kindness is key 😌

[Emma Nincompoop Evans @EmMuh91]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Probably die tbh

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

These cape lappet caterpillars responding to sound,

Possibly a defence mechanism against parasitic wasps

📹 Overberg Renosterveld

[Will @wsebag]

The guy who filmed Andrew Tate's response to Greta Thunberg

[Aneurin Bevan University Health Board @AneurinBevanUHB]

Teddy has been left at the Children Assessment Unit at The Grange University Hospital.

Share this post to help him get home safely. ❤

[Emma Nincompoop Evans @EmMuh91]

In convoy from Newcastle to https://t.co/Xe5TI4mt7O, please give us a shout out to keep us going! - Emma, Lydia, Tracy, Jess, Poppy, Lola, Zara, & Hattie 🥰 @VirginRadioUK

[Dr Emma Salisbury @salisbot]

BREAKING: every woman in your life now has at least a small crush on Volodymyr Zelenskyy and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Haha, of course, it had already been done. Well played. 🤣

[Jess Phillips @jessphillips]

Today I was on a train with a gang of young Russians. They carried signs - "We are proud Russians, this war is not in our name." This speech is moving, not because it is well delivered (although it is) but because it places the power in the hands of the people not their leaders.

[Emma Nincompoop Evans @EmMuh91]

Perfect Sunday morning 🌤

[Emma Nincompoop Evans @EmMuh91]

@wwwbigbaldhead Happy birthday!

[Emma Nincompoop Evans @EmMuh91]

I've had twitter for 11 years and I still don't know what the fuck I'm meant to do with it. #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Emma Nincompoop Evans @EmMuh91]

@chelseaperetti George the destroyer

[Emma Nincompoop Evans @EmMuh91]

Things must be bad if Doctor Who is getting involved!

#DoctorWho #covid

[Emma Nincompoop Evans @EmMuh91]

Pops homework was to recreate a piece of art by @rhiannon_art
Nailed it 👌 😍

[Emma Nincompoop Evans @EmMuh91]

This daredevil decided to base jump off the top of this thing yesterday & consequently we spent a few hours at children's A&E at @AneurinBevanUHB Grange hospital. The Dr really put her at ease and luckily we were on our merry little way a few hours with a thick lip & a tooth down

[Emma Nincompoop Evans @EmMuh91]

@PeteKrykant_OPC What an incredible achievement 👏

[Emma Nincompoop Evans @EmMuh91]

@peechooz @AbdoPainHotline @dani69165556 Quick question, are fans allowed then? We've just been told we can't have them but it's 7:45am in my office and I'm already just about ready to melt.

[Emma Nincompoop Evans @EmMuh91]

- I may be cute but I found a new love for the taste of chicken poo today and now my humans won't let me kiss? #georgetheidiotlab