Steve McBeans

Local celesbian bartender. Lover of fizzy water. Sober af since 4/28/18. DECENT HUMAN. Petmom to Shorty The Halfpug & Mrs. Kittenpaws

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@AlaskaAir Tomás and Patti from the flight crew were great, though. They checked in with me after the flight to make sure I was okay

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@AlaskaAir AS1441 ZIH to LAX entire flight crew needs to be retrained.
The pax in 11C was overserved to the point of pissing himself.

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@AlaskaAir

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@AlaskaAir He dug around in the pocket in front of him and pulled out a half shooter and drank that. When we landed and disembarked, he’d urinated in his pants.

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@AlaskaAir After the flight had begun its descent into LAX, 11C put on his backpack and walked toward the front of the aircraft. This was terrifying. He was stopped and directed back to his seat by crew. He was clearly disoriented, stumbling, slurred speech, glassy eyes.

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@AlaskaAir GIZAOM

I was seated in 11D.. This man (11C), after already having been served, shoved past me as I was entering the aft lav in order to get more drinks, which he was given.
As I was seated across the aisle from him after this, I was able to smell the alcohol coming off him.

[Steve McBeans @EmmyGreen]

@elonmusk How can they vote without photo IDs? As a photograph on an identification is a graven image, considered a barrier between them and god, most Amish do not have them. And since you people have such a hard on for voter ID, how do you reconcile this?

[Steve McBeans @EmmyGreen]

@RepMTG The hurricane hit 5 weeks ago. Not 8.
You’re…not bright, Marge.
Also, FEMA doesn’t pay linemen. Again, not bright. Delete your account, get in your car, and drive to the middle of the forest. Once there, don’t come back. Live there forever. You aren’t fit to live in society.

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Thank you @SpeakerPelosi for not letting @SRuhle trick you into cheering the Dodgers on your segment tonight. Sneaky, sneaky Steph….
#SFGIANTS

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@taylorswift13 still waiting for this. PLEASE.

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It is my firmly held belief that @taylorswift13 should produce and star in a biopic about Rebekah West Harkness and I won’t be able to sleep properly until this project comes to fruition.

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@_dan_dandan SHES A BABY HIPPO

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@elonmusk @FEC

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@johnrich John, just stop.

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lol

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@_dan_dandan DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT

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@_dan_dandan STEV W

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@_dan_dandan Ur Right. She has a crush on u too

[Steve McBeans @EmmyGreen]

@_dan_dandan She’d never go out with u anyway