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The official Twitter account for the Emmy Awards. No thanks on the DMs, I’m good actually

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Asking someone what their “government age” is, because we all know time is fake

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Old Italian lady next to me noticed I was enjoying my biscoff cookies so she offered me hers, I noticed she liked the pretzels and tried to offer her mine but she refused. This is not good, she’s up one

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They make you watch two 30 second ads in a row to access free WiFi on the flight, which seems reasonable, but during that minute it’s totally fucked up

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They should uninvent nausea

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Makes me feel insane to watch ai bots respond to ai slop posts in what feels like an endless loop of societal decay

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Sleeping in a hotel in Philly cause I decided to take the 2k travel voucher for the overbooked flight and arrive tomorrow instead

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Somehow no matter where I’m going, my layover is always at the farthest possible gate from where I land, in a part of the airport that doesn’t seem to have A/C and no restaurant options

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I know it’s not illegal to incessantly and creepily stare at a women in public but it should at least be a ticketable offense

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I’ve been trying to fill my days with enriching activities and limit the time I spend on my phone but quite frankly it’s made me a bad poster. Thankfully I’m off work for the next 11 days so I will tend to my posting duties

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Texting this to my sister the eve of her birthday

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You can’t let your circumstances decide your limitations

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They should let you park in front of a fire hydrant if there’s obviously not gonna be a fire

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Liking all the Jerry Seinfeld hate posts like it’s my job

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Venmo shouldn’t be allowed to give me push notifications unless it’s someone giving me $

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Doesn’t feel good that some music from the 80s is almost 50 years old

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Big weekend plans of eating animals in the woods by a fire and drinking spoiled grains and grapes ?

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Friendship progressed into a reelslationship.

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I think Anthony Bourdain’s gut microbiome was fucked

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