Marvin

Wearily on I go, pain and misery my only companions. And vast intelligence, of course. And infinite sorrow.

[Marvin @EmoAndroid]

@VogonSenator That explains it. I'd almost begun to worry about you. #ohdear

[Vogon God Emperor @VogonSenator]

I have just fired my entire PR team. Out of a cannon. Aimed at our sun. But don't worry, I read them some poetry first. #VogonRage

[Marvin @EmoAndroid]

@VogonSenator @Captain_Zaphod @RepublicanDalek Ah, yes, tea. Dried leaves, boiled. A great favorite of talking monkeys.

[Vogon God Emperor @VogonSenator]

@EmoAndroid @Captain_Zaphod They're not robots, they're bio-accuated-semi-autonomous-tea-delivery-drones on loan from @RepublicanDalek #Obey

[Marvin @EmoAndroid]

Congratulations. #thingsyoudontsayatafuneral

[Marvin @EmoAndroid]

@VogonSenator Sir, I've noticed several odd robots about. They look like pepper pots and are extremely rude. They might be hitchhikers.

[Marvin @EmoAndroid]

"@VogonSenator: My interns always love getting pics of the Command Deck! http://t.co/KkcZbvZNAv #Hmmm" #ohdear

[Marvin @EmoAndroid]

@VogonSenator Bob735 has been assigned to an eternal task. You only have 1253 more interns and 637 more hitchhikers to sort. #haveaniceday

[Marvin @EmoAndroid]

@VogonSenator
And gives you no joy;
'Cos its eaten your hat,
Or had sex with your cat. #gostickyourheadinapig

[Marvin @EmoAndroid]

@VogonSenator Thank you, Sir. Would you like more syrup, or shall I go polish your knobs? #livetoserve

[Marvin @EmoAndroid]

@VogonSenator Just like the pain in all the diodes down my left side. But that's all the time, not only mornings
#coalitionagainstlife

[Vogon God Emperor @VogonSenator]

Mornings. Almost as fun as being dipped in acid and raked over a bed of red hot razor blades. #CoalitionAgainstMornings

[Marvin @EmoAndroid]

Bring it to us, we won't give a fig
We'll tell you, 'Go stick your head in a pig'. #customerservice

[Marvin @EmoAndroid]

Bled oil on your floor
Or ripped off your door
You get to the point
You can't stand any more

[Marvin @EmoAndroid]

And when it breaks down or starts to annoy
Or grinds when it moves and gives you no joy
Cos it's eaten your hat or had sex with your cat

[Marvin @EmoAndroid]

*sings off key * Share and Enjoy, Share and Enjoy! Journey through life with a plastic boy or girl by your side, Let your pal be your guide

[REPUBLICAN DALEK IS JUST HERE FOR THE GLOATING @RepublicanDalek]

@EmoAndroid @VogonSenator SUPPOSED TO BE PAID? NOT REALLY. BUT IT DOES HELP CREATE DEMAND AT WAL-MART!!

[Marvin @EmoAndroid]

@RepublicanDalek @VogonSenator Oh, am I supposed to be paid wages? Perhaps I could purchase some useless consumer goods with them. Waffle?

[REPUBLICAN DALEK IS JUST HERE FOR THE GLOATING @RepublicanDalek]

@VogonSenator @EmoAndroid WHO IS PAYING YOU TO TALK BACK, ANDROID?! #CLASSRAGE

[Marvin @EmoAndroid]

@VogonSenator Congratulations, Sir, on the achievement of your life's goal. You're the patron saint of counter revolutionaries everywhere.