Eli_Montucky

Simple man trying to make my way in the galaxy. Making my way through most of it with one whiskey at a time

[Eli_Montucky @EMontucky]

@IcyVert You leave Anquan Boldin out of this

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@JoshuaSteinman My spice, my Australia, my dune

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@IamTrevorMay He likes the high ones

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@DineshDSouza @mcuban Aren’t you supposed to be in prison for fraud? Not sure I care about your stance on what’s virtuous

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@Pitosh310

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@DiscussingFilm Please be Dino crisis. That would be rad

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@AlZeidenfeld It would have been so funny for them to wear the white jerseys in this

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@TeegDoug

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@BleacherReport @mzenitz

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@Ravens @Lj_era8 @Mandrews_81 “You mention peanut butter and Jelly”

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@Ravens

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@LJTranslator Hard to be a qb when your receivers have 7 drops

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@BeauBowmanKCCI My uncle did nothing wrong

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Dianne Feinstein’s staffers furiously googling: “was Weekend at Bernie’s based on a true story”

[Oregon Football @oregonfootball]

Ducks vs. Them: Game 4 Cinematic Recap.

#GoDucks

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@Steelcore5280 @DezBryant Thank goodness for NIL amirite?

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@undisputed @RSherman_25 @michaelirvin88 @keyshawn A WR runs a bad play there’s a loss of downs, a CB runs a bad play there’s a score

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@AlZeidenfeld @UnderdogFantasy That CMC, LJ, and Andrews start is the new hotness

[Nick | ニック @NickFromTokyo]

In an attempt to get Americans to see why Japan finds Barbenheimer offensive, Japanese twitter has taken to making 9/11 jokes - completely misunderstanding that Americans love 9/11 jokes.