Adrian

THE SEDENION BEAR

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That garbage truck really just needs to chill a little.

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100% and it will never change

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Speakers in the duck bill

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I was choosing sneakers and I was disappointed by everyone's offers. Big box stores with rappers in every aisle are disappointing. Then I woke up.

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@CookingIssues I think this could be the next thing in chocolate https://t.co/QlCyGNkQ2H

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@jephjacques You can always make your own https://t.co/AUe3Dvfe4a

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@weeble @jephjacques I therefore postulate the existence of Wapeach.

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@jephjacques https://t.co/tnlKjDLMGj is on sale on GoDaddy for $69.99

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@CookingIssues the story starts with an old guy who claims he wrote the letter as a prank to prove he could. Ultimately thought to be a false claim but still got me going.

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@CookingIssues have you heard Episode 668 of This American Life? First third covers a story on the letter that caused the MSG craze.

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@CookingIssues well they just had to make the matching handle

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@CookingIssues Now when you are done milk-washing, you can use the leftover curds to make a knife: https://t.co/6tGe2wgIKE

[Color Schemer @colorschemer]

baking-hot baby poo
Teucrian rusty orange
vacuolate pumpkin

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I was born in the lobby in a bit of a long shot but the ladies next to me just got the largest pretzel I've ever seen

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@nowbacktojoey what you could do is just flip people off and call it the bird

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@nowbacktojoey hey Joey, what's the word?

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Ah, Fuck: These Waterfalls Are 100 Percent Beef https://t.co/ua7tT9UMq6

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Everyone is so worried about being noticed by senpai. But no one spares a thought for who senpai wants to be noticed by.

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@jephjacques naughty yachty

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@VeronicaChaos you just need an "abstract elastic material" that can pass through itself https://t.co/ovK3I1cfCs