SpongeBob Quote of the Day

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My little tribute for SpongeBob’s 25th anniversary.
Featuring quotes from Stephen Hillenburg, Paul Tibbitt, Vincent Waller & Tom Kenny.
#SpongeBob25

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I was just wondering, is it the homework pencil on the left side of the paper next to the quiz pencil, or over on the right side all by itself? Or-

I think it goes stuck inside your-

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My…ahem, partner and I decided to check out my next suspect, the owner of a local greasy spoon. I figured a little Good Cop, Bad Cop would get his jaw flapping, so I-

Oh! Can I be the bad cop? Please please can I please?

Yes, if you get out of my hard-boiled narration!

Sorry.

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Just do what you naturally do. Be natural, starting... now.

Pat: Uh, natural greeting to you, friend.

Sponge: Natural greeting returned. Would you like to have some natural fun?

Pat: Oh, yes please.

Sponge: Naturally.

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Hi, guys! Say hello to my new pal Rex! Not only is he loyal, but he knows tricks, too! Watch and learn. Sit, Rex, sit! Roll over, Rex, roll over! Now stay, Rex, stay! Good boy, Rex! Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?

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See, the key is to say something different to what I say.

Oh, okay. I've got it.

Potato.

Potahto.

Tomato.

Tomahto.

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@CrashFan03 @infinitymatty

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[Everyone remembers this classic SpongeBob character, right?]

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Excuse me. Does this lovely couple belong to you? They've been standing outside my house saying "Where's Patrick?" all day! It's driving me nuts!

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Mr Krabs, we just passed the turn off.

Uh huh.

My house is back that way, Mr K.

Far out, little man. Far out.

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*sobbing* I'm going to miss you, buddy!

Me too, Patrick! Me too!

🎵 Sun Fun Island, get some fun! Sun Fun Island, here we come! 🎵

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Hey, you guys must be lost. Doofus Drive is around the corner!

We're not lost, I've got my compass.

So long, dorks!

Goodbye, pals!

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They don't let just anybody be a fry cook. We're an elite corp!

Oh come on, you're just flippin' patties.

Hey, flipping is not as easy as it sounds!

…Tssss.

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SpongeBob: How many slices of barnacle loaf do you want?

Sandy: One. Just one.

One for you!

Hmm? *gets horny*

And one for me!

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Aw, what am I worried about? I got plenty of friends. I can name three right off the bat. Uh…The gang's all here.

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My Great Great Grandpappy Krabs invented the greatest thing since loose change, the Spendthrift Billfold System! Allow me to demonstrate. Hey SpongeBob, how about a raise?

Gee, thanks Mr Krabs!

Ah ah ah, watch.
*CHOMP*
See?

Doesn't that hurt?

Every time!

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There you go, Patrick! No one will know it's you.

*screams in abject terror*

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Well, let's get started!

Okay, I'm ready.

Any particular reason you took your pants off?

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#HappyHalloween