Joel

I'm not more interesting in person.

[Joel @EmperorCyso]

I just realized that new anime fans don’t know crunchyroll started as a pirating website.

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@believeitcast just started listening. Great podcast. I love hearing the storyline predictions

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@lestevens1999 I stand by this

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Pita bread pizzas 👌🏽

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My wife just explained to what webkinz was and I think I just realized how poor I was as a kid.

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@lestevens1999 asked if I was chilly and I said no. She then hollers ��Great! Get ready for my feet then! Cause you look warm.” Is this what marriage is actually about?

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Today, I’ve had two older people tell me they enjoyed “Netflix and Chilling”, while thinking it actually meant Netflix and chilling.

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One of my kids just screamed “Bruh, I have Life360!” After one of the guys said he was going to speed.

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People that back into parking spaces have no chill.

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@lestevens1999 Sorry 🤷🏼‍♂️

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The real reason I’m excited about getting married is that she’s agreed to watch Naruto with me. @lestevens1999

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@alottoftweets There’s this older lady at the Taco Bell by USM, and she does that. She’s the whole reason I go to that specific Taco Bell.

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@lestevens1999

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I don’t have a problem because I love lofi hip hop beats/rap. You have a problem for not liking them.

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Lost my drivers license. I looked for it for about 30 minutes and then spent another 15 minutes trying to find the last gas station I went to. I almost gave up because it almost doesn’t exist online. Right when someone answered, I looked down and and found it on the floor.

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You haven’t lived until someone stares you straight in the eyes, with complete manic sincerity, and tells you Corona virus comes from 5G towers. This is my life everyday.

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@thedollop I started reading this and kept saying “this better not be Cliven Bundy. If they try to make this man a hero I’ll...and they made him a hero.”

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Being essential entails going to peoples cars, and this in turn has made me realize how many of you smoke weed.

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Playing apples to apples with the family and the green card is adorable. Someone throws out cold pizza as their answer. My nephews shouts “cold pizza?! That’s crossing the line!”

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Nothing quite like talking to your boss about how your job hunt is going.

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I’m not a crier, but these dog videos about them being thrown out make me one.