Updates from Imperial Garrison

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We do. Every time.

[TK-422 @TK42210]

THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

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@CH0PPENHEIMER Bridger seems to be quite the traveller

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@rotsoka Standard ISB equipment

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@GalacticaDrama1 This also means that anyone can become a Sith. Darth Mouse Droid

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We congratulate the senator for Chandrila on her nomination. She deserves it.

[Star Wars Holocron @sw_holocron]

Genevieve O’Reilly has been nominated for Best Supporting Actress in a Television Series at the Saturn Awards for her role as Mon Mothma in Andor

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@GalacticaDrama1 It’s like revisiting Coruscant but not in the 120BBYs

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@camandfilm They have snow, mythical old dudes and family. Sounds like Life Day to me

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Eli Vantocore

[cate 🫐 @chaoscroissant3]

sorry, but an asthmatic, barbecued cyborg is NOT sexier than this man

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@chaoscroissant3 @sanflawoah Ah, the officer’s brunch of 5BBY. A historic day for all.

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@GalacticaDrama1 @PrawnsKafka This thread is Disterbian

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@GalacticaDrama1 @Bokken_Conor We assassinated him. No homo, bro

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@farmboyluke As an imperial I’m legally required to say no.

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@GalacticaDrama1 We have a few suitable trash compactors

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@Trooper9851 I was joking trooper. Making fun of a foolish citizen. I meant no offence.

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@bejeweledmothma Good good. Our emperor is many things, but he isn’t sexy

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The Stormtrooper Corps are not the empire. They are a world-conquering force. It doesn’t compete with actual imperials, admin, ISB, the fleet, etc. it’s just a good fighting force? That’s all

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@ImperialBase Wide-reaching reforms (dissolution of the empire, return to democracy, Suicide)

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@GalacticaDrama1 Even we, the fascists, agree with this

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@GalacticaDrama1 Weird science, shitposting. Secrets only The Viceroy knew