Cringe Wine Mom

149cm Pouting Expert.

Shoe addict.

Consort to the most beautiful Empress Law of all time. OF ALL TIME.

Promised to Chaos.

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Let's go!

[Cringe Wine Mom @EmpressConsort]

Look, I know it's fun to get panicky, but listen. MLB team having 10 games is roughly the equivalent of an NFL team having 1 game.

Go 6-4? You won a game! Awesome!

You're 0-3 right now? Well, the first half of the first game isn't going so good. Plenty of time to do recover!

[Cringe Wine Mom @EmpressConsort]

The way people talk about Beltran now is.... interesting, given my memories of him getting booed off the field and having a week of call ins calling his signing a failure after.... he lost a ball in the Sun the first week of spring training his first year

[Matthew @Matthew__Sloane]

The revisionist history about Francisco Lindor 30 yrs from now is going to be infuriating when everyone talks on how they loved him so much. Think Beltrán, but 100000X worse.

[jack @Jolly_Olive]

I actually don't think my kids will believe me when I tell them how much fans hated Francisco Lindor back in the day.

[L 🫥 🔮 @BarrettsGoat]

we trade lindor and I promise my time as a met fan is done

[Cringe Wine Mom @EmpressConsort]

UNREAL chokejob

[Jordan Patu @Jordan_Patu]

The football gods don’t reward cowardice. That has been one of the stories of this World Cup.

[Cringe Wine Mom @EmpressConsort]

@Iversen83 You are absolutely correct to do so.

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@Jolly_Olive Give Mrs Met a glove, she's got this

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@benjanun_s People are still trying to claim that essentially being called a crybully is a slur? Jesus fucking Christ

[Cringe Wine Mom @EmpressConsort]

@LocalSoundwave He's SO FUCKING GOOD

[Cringe Wine Mom @EmpressConsort]

WHAT A SHOT

[Cringe Wine Mom @EmpressConsort]

TERRIBLE PENALTY

PICK A CORNER AND BANG IT!

[Cringe Wine Mom @EmpressConsort]

@PuroPodcast It seems less than ideal

[Allen Ivermectin @FanSince09]

Legit may be the best player i’ve ever seen play anything

[Cringe Wine Mom @EmpressConsort]

HOLY SHIT EGYPT????

[Cringe Wine Mom @EmpressConsort]

So Mexico is clearly the best of CUM, right?

Canada and the US went out like bitches.

Mexico went out like killers.

[Cringe Wine Mom @EmpressConsort]

THROW STRIKES

[Cringe Wine Mom @EmpressConsort]

GET DEVIN WILLIAMS THE FUCK OFF MY TEAM

[nick wright @getnickwright]

Pulisic skipped the Gold Cup—much to the dismay of many current & former teammates & his coach—to be “best ready” for the World Cup.

He then went 6 months without scoring before the World Cup & then in the 5 games of the World Cup he missed one & left two early with injury.

[New York Mets @Mets]

JUAN JOSÉ SOTO PACHECO

[Cringe Wine Mom @EmpressConsort]

JUAN FUCKING SOTO