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@CeceAriicee It's a good start... proceed with caution. 🚧

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@tvromantique It's the little pointed foot that sent me

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Raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized by @Mak3Morn 's beautiful and emotional writing.

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@crtmercuryy I have no idea why I was shocked and thrilled to see a penis. It's like I forgot what this was for a second.

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Sometimes I'm sad about getting older. And other times, I remind myself that 23 year old me would have never been able to drop $200 on Tia's stuff.

Suck it, younger me. I have cooler stuff than you.

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@seulsbit If you're me, it's during

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@_1funeral And I'm just a vegan who loves a big juicy steak

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@TobinArts @0NS3T5z Gracious 🥵

Also the jazz sex is sending me 🙃

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If you can't talk to your sister like this is she even your sister?

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@decoradoomed Lol hey wait I was at this--- did I just find another random Winnipeg person

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@bunnygirl2101 I had a really similar moment not too long ago:

https://t.co/MyHks0FLiK

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@bunnygirl2101 X threw me this thread for absolutely no reason and now I have to shampoo my couch. Thanks a lot, guyyys. 🙄

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My husband just asked me if I was reading "more "radiohead" fanfiction".

SIR, the term is RADIOSTATIC.

"Radiohead" is just what happens when Alastor is feeling charitable.

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@MingmingRourou I just know the man was sweaty . I know it in my heart of hearts

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@fall3n_st4rs

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@LITTLEBlRDS Fanfics have been around way longer than most people think. It's still writing, it's just using hashed-out characters that already exist and putting them in other fun stories. People have been re-writing using stock and original characters FOREVER. Writing is writing.

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@Mak3Morn

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@acitruscrush Yes yes yes yes yes. I have kids and man... sometimes I just wanna read some nasty shit in the 15 mins I have at the end of a busy night to get me in the mood. Please everyone who writes shorties/1shots, KEEP AT IT

[tom 📷⚰️ @stnvls]

which one is kinkier?

1. literally having sex
2. whatever the fuck that frame is

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@debergerac_art Agreed this is the only correct way to depict him. The twinkiest twink that ever twunk