John Apples

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@yeo_sage @MarshSMT If you fill your party with men (because it makes more sense) they call you a homosexual in game.

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@OMApproach Wait, people think that was a bomb? A bomb that hit from the top and didn't have any chemical residue?

Very funny.

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@tarheel_retard2 Tinder? Its all about hookups.

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@ShitpostRock That's because this is GTA5's map, and the rest is an empty wasteland. What good are empty mountains?

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@threenotes_jp Get absolutely shit faced, of course.

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@favwontmiss This is a common issue I've encountered. I've regularly seen us blamed for what 50 year olds did... 10 years ago.

They legitimately have no idea how old we are.

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@gaye_ess Personally, I believe it's one of two things: The elections are rigged, and always have been. They make the votes match what they think people are willing to believe, but otherwise follow a 2 terms left, 2 right pendulum.

Or the nz/foreigner ratio is far worse than expected.

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@dontplay_z I mean, we have 45 year old millennials too...

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@ikar0x_dev @FlyingFireCo @Zalaphrax You think how it feels to control a character is DESIGNED? Your disgusting lay man. No designer has ever had a single say on how controls work, they don't know the processes or variables. They're as unskilled as you are.

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@ikar0x_dev @FlyingFireCo @Zalaphrax That is not game design, that's code. It is coded, not designed, you fucking idiot.

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@Zalaphrax You're 23 years old and have never programmed anything in your life. You don't know what you're on about.

You will never create a working VFX, an innovative solution to a complex problem, or implement a single original idea in your life.

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@milosz_szewsky The writers were 50+. When, exactly, do you think Millennials were born?

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@nachocheese104 @looney_see @contextflexed @Mappy6984 The positive cash flow is the fucking loan. Holy shit, you people really think you're just randomly entitled to properties.

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@nachocheese104 @looney_see @contextflexed @Mappy6984 Mortgage being paid off is cash flow. You literally got the money in advance. Do you not know what a loan is?

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@shy_ferg @Mappy6984 I've never understood how people think that others should pay off their home loans and expect those very same others to respect their property.

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@Mappy6984 You're a landlord. Tenants have the right to trash your property, that's what they're paying for.

Don't like it? Sell it.

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@Hawksbythesea @digitalspaz Finally, someone civil!

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@RHEasingwoodII @digitalspaz The sidewalk is not, in fact, private property.

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@digitalspaz @KingSeamusGames You missed the point of his post entirely. It's not "is the health of your tree good and would it be fine to trim it?", it's "it's hanging over the sidewalk and if it injures anyone you would be liable."

No one cares about the shitty tree.

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@digitalspaz I'm surprised they don't just set fire to and get the job done.