Super Squirrel

|| Multidisciplinary Medicine Man from the Wild West || Student of the Medical Arts || Professional Pot Stirrer ||

[Super Squirrel @EmptyMyTrash]

“I wish my head could forget what my eyes have seen.”
~Dave Parnell, Detroit FD.

[Super Squirrel @EmptyMyTrash]

@Mike_McD5511 Please be rage bait just to attract the boomers who swear some fudd caliber out of a 300yo musket is the best joke defense round.

[Super Squirrel @EmptyMyTrash]

The ex wife attempting to log into my Instagram, FB, TurboTax, AND banking app all within 3 weeks is absolute psychotic behavior.

0 repercussions too. She just gets away with it all.

[Super Squirrel @EmptyMyTrash]

@reaperracingTM I knew it…

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Well, working under the shittiest ADON ever has finally made me miss EMS. I actually miss making close to minimum wage and being abused by private EMS.

[dog @BowWowBrah]

Dakota’s “abuse” was banging other women whenever she told him to go fuck himself

Taylor’s was attempted strangulation and reckless endangerment.

So obviously some women will look at this and say that’s about equal

[Super Squirrel @EmptyMyTrash]

@TheMagaHulk They had to go off and ruin the best medical drama of our time. What an unnecessary storyline. Leave it to Hollywood to virtue signal.

[Super Squirrel @EmptyMyTrash]

The problem with making adult money now is, I browse FB marketplace and find that absolute dumbest shit that I would 100% have fun with. Exhibit A:

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@Babygravy9 Let Steven Seagal take a hit off the ‘ol meth pipe and drop him in. He’ll have this sorted out in no time.

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Gonna crashout at work tomorrow so at least I’m being paid for my demise.

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School nurses rolling up on a fender bender and asking the fire department if they need help.

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@reaperracingTM My goal for 2026 was to become worse. It’s going swell.

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I upset the boomer medics in the FB comments section. Guess they think their community college attendance and 58 inch waistband makes them superior to everyone else.

[Super Squirrel @EmptyMyTrash]

@AAGDhillon This is actually bad for 10yrds. Train more. Post an update in a month.

[Super Squirrel @EmptyMyTrash]

This is the mindset. This right here. If you’ve “made it” quit taking things so seriously. Have fun and do it for the memes.

[Sierra @Sierra_rak]

Alysa Liu: Beijing was a really good memory. I did not take it seriously at all.

Interviewer: It's the Olympics, how do you not take it seriously?

Alysa Liu: Well... I made it there already; that was my goal.

My dream wasn't to do like... I mean, I wanted to do good programs, and I did do good programs.

But I was like, "This is it. Now nothing can affect my mood like, I was already so happy." Not even the competition could affect me.

The competition couldn't bring me down. Nothing could.

I'm just happy to be there and so really trying to live it up.

At that point, this was my last competition, so I'm honestly very excited for taking my last and for such a big one.

[Super Squirrel @EmptyMyTrash]

@HouseMajPAC Classic. I hope he recreates this once he’s elected.

[MARSOCwan2B @2brokefora249]

She was born the same year as me

She is a Olympic gold medalist

Im a alcoholic

[𓆩♡𓆪 @Celebrityhaze]

“Omg WW3 is starting!”

Shut up.

I’m still not over Alysa Liu’s Olympic free skate:

[Super Squirrel @EmptyMyTrash]

I hope he recreates this tweet.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

NO MERCY TO TERRORISTS you dumb bastards!

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

remember what you're fighting for