The Keeper of the Tits

Chaos enthusiast | 26 | any pronouns

[The Keeper of the Tits @Emreads2234]

Setting my automatic replies to any requests for information about my Spotify Wrapped to say "It's literally all Chappell Roan idk what else to say"

[The Keeper of the Tits @Emreads2234]

@gorgonfern She died doing what she loved 😔 consuming baja blast 🫡🫡🫡

[The Keeper of the Tits @Emreads2234]

@meowmeowbeens YES

[The Keeper of the Tits @Emreads2234]

Hey what do you guys do with all your rage?

[The Keeper of the Tits @Emreads2234]

@gorgonfern SUBURBAN MALL im obsessed

[The Keeper of the Tits @Emreads2234]

@gorgonfern The people are speakingggggg

[The Keeper of the Tits @Emreads2234]

@gorgonfern I'm gonna be real honest this is straight up the first time I've realized it was "subtle foreshadowing" and not "subtitle foreshadowing" and it doesn't exactly make MORE sense now, but it definitely makes the same amount of sense in a different way

[The Keeper of the Tits @Emreads2234]

Explaining to my science nerd boyfriend that he can never under any circumstances try to get me to understand how magnets work because they're the last thing left in this world that feels kinda like magic

[The Keeper of the Tits @Emreads2234]

@gorgonfern Oooohhhh that's amazing!!!

[The Keeper of the Tits @Emreads2234]

She's hot and dumb and wears bizarre outfits of COURSE i would go on a date with her

[Sam Comerford @RRollplaying]

Actually, better question…

Would you go on a date with your DnD character?

[The Keeper of the Tits @Emreads2234]

If I can't have a lobotomy the least I can have is a decent cup of coffee

[The Keeper of the Tits @Emreads2234]

@gorgonfern @cg_cg_cg_ Oh thank god lol

[The Keeper of the Tits @Emreads2234]

@gorgonfern CAN YOU HAVE A BAJA BLAST?!?!?!

[The Keeper of the Tits @Emreads2234]

@gorgonfern WHAT

[The Keeper of the Tits @Emreads2234]

@gorgonfern Oh WAIT

[ege @egeofanatolia]

I bring a “I think using chatgpt and similar programs is morally wrong” vibe to my workplace that my coworkers don’t really like.

[The Keeper of the Tits @Emreads2234]

You should be able to claim all of the little treats you need to get through the day as work expenses on your taxes

[The Keeper of the Tits @Emreads2234]

Going to a work retreat this weekend and I'm gonna make a bunch of businesspeople with PhDs listen to me talk about my rock collection (they are all just regular rocks)

[The Keeper of the Tits @Emreads2234]

@gorgonfern You should NOT 😂