Emmylou Schelling

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[Emmylou Schelling @EmSchelling]

I still fake sleep so that my parents leave me alone in the morning.

[Emmylou Schelling @EmSchelling]

Adulting is getting your oil and filters changed instead of getting lululemon #sad

[BC Wildfire Service @BCGovFireInfo]

The #BCWildfire Service is anticipating another very challenging day with wildfires. Unprecedented hot and dry conditions experienced over the last several days have resulted in fuels being extremely susceptible to ignition.

[Emmylou Schelling @EmSchelling]

Seeing all these dogs on buy and sell on FB makes me wonder how my pups are doing on my Nintendo DS

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Your girlfriend doesn’t want heart shaped jewelry, I promise you. If you read this and still think she wants something heart shaped, I am willing to help you find something that isn’t ugly. This is my act of service to my fellow women.

[Emmylou Schelling @EmSchelling]

I lost my glasses temporarily and ended up petting a pet smart bag and asked the “owner” if it was a hairless cat 😊

[Emmylou Schelling @EmSchelling]

Just saw a literal squad of VSCO girls... how do I know that? Well let’s see: there was 14 of them all w hydroflasks, scrunchies EVERYWHERE (bag, wrists, hair, etc...) and they walked in laughing and all went “AND I OOP-skskskskskskkskssk”. Stop.

[Emmylou Schelling @EmSchelling]

People who chew with they’re mouth open must trust ppl way too much. They trust that no one will punch them.

[alezander @Xalezander]

spiders watching humans put webs all over their house during halloween

[Emmylou Schelling @EmSchelling]

Day 12 of october and I’ve watched Nightmare before Christmas and The Corpse Bride on repeat everyday... help lol

[Emmylou Schelling @EmSchelling]

My teacher just pulled a full sized purple carrot out of his pocket and started eating it like it was normal

[Emmylou Schelling @EmSchelling]

@FranksRedHot pls make a salad dressing

[Emmylou Schelling @EmSchelling]

“Sometimes courage is nothing more than a willingness to think differently than those around you” - Roach, 2016

[Emmylou Schelling @EmSchelling]

Update: it’s green now... kinda missing the blue instead of this mess

[Emmylou Schelling @EmSchelling]

Week two of school issues: so busy that I put purple shampoo in my hair for what was supposed to be ten mins and I fell asleep for THREE HOURS and it dyed my hair blue :) stay tuned

[Emmylou Schelling @EmSchelling]

Thin Oreos are underrated

[Emmylou Schelling @EmSchelling]

This guy was hitting on me at work and the table next to him was full of drunk moms.
One of the moms yelled at him “leave my sugar baby alone”.
I thanked her and now I have a Mami :).

[Emmylou Schelling @EmSchelling]

My mom: want a snack?
Me: yes please!
*1 hour later*
My mom: here you go :)
*hands me a full roasted chicken and a fork*
Thanks.

[Emmylou Schelling @EmSchelling]

My mom said “em, this tv show is dope” and I genuinely didn’t think she knew what she was talking about then she said “yeah you know dope, like it makes your head spin when you watch it” PARDON?

[Emmylou Schelling @EmSchelling]

À tous les membres de ma famille et amis vivant à Paris et dans les environs et à tous ceux qui sont touchés, mes prières et mes pensées sont pour vous en ce moment difficile 🔵⚪️🔴 #NotreDameFire #Paris

[Emmylou Schelling @EmSchelling]

I feel so behind on trending music rn so I never realized that I LOVE Billie Eilish