Emily, Queen of Chocolatonia

#LCMS Married Chocolate, Coffee & Sarcasm #IndependentVoter #POTS #dysautonomia

[Emily, Queen of Chocolatonia @Emschocolate]

The PURPOSE of something is WHAT IT DOES (not what someone else says it does or will do). The PURPOSE of someone is WHAT THEY ACTUALLY DO or the effect or outcome of what they do, not what they claim they support, do, or will do. Understand? It took me years to understand this.

[Emily, Queen of Chocolatonia @Emschocolate]

@uppityhobbit @El__Bohemio Oh, I’m following this guy now. He’s funny…

[Emily, Queen of Chocolatonia @Emschocolate]

@uppityhobbit @El__Bohemio Oh, that’s good to know. Did he set off one too many fireworks? (Parkersburg is such a beautiful town. You would love it! They have awesome chocolate shops in Parkersburg or nearby.)

[Texas Courtney @AlaskanCourtney]

Good morning!

The struggle is real. 😬

[Emily, Queen of Chocolatonia @Emschocolate]

Boom! Pass the Diet Pepsi

[ChronicIllnessHumor @HumorChronic]

PERSON: Why aren't you doing as much as me?
ME: I'm trying to, but I'm chronically ill.
PERSON: Then why do you look okay?
ME: I'm sick, not ugly.

[Emily, Queen of Chocolatonia @Emschocolate]

@AlaskanKate Someday check out a traditional LCMS service. You might like it.

[Emily, Queen of Chocolatonia @Emschocolate]

@four4thefire You know, this guy could just hold his breath and not be bothered by it all… just saying….

[Emily, Queen of Chocolatonia @Emschocolate]

@JoanneMason11 Air tags… Amazon has multi-packs of Air Tag knock offs. They work well on 86 year old mothers too.

[Emily, Queen of Chocolatonia @Emschocolate]

@four4thefire A Fish Called Wanda and Duck Soup rank up in my top 10.

[Emily, Queen of Chocolatonia @Emschocolate]

@ThePOTSPostman Gotta get really good ear plugs to enjoy them when you have POTS

[Emily, Queen of Chocolatonia @Emschocolate]

@Rosie_Gamgee_ Welcome to West Virginia! I just got my Ice pack cooling vest yesterday! I’m so excited!

[Emily, Queen of Chocolatonia @Emschocolate]

@ThePOTSPostman @DVSGains Walmart finally has a few new items I like

[Emily, Queen of Chocolatonia @Emschocolate]

@PolitiBunny Wheeling WV or Morgantown WV. Small cities close to larger cities.

[Emily, Queen of Chocolatonia @Emschocolate]

@four4thefire @DaveA70 There used to be something like a Dairy Queen down near the Gad Dam, aka Summersville Lake when I was a kid. It had excellent English Dogs w/ chili, slaw, relish and chopped onions. Magnificent place. Is it still there?

[Emily, Queen of Chocolatonia @Emschocolate]

@four4thefire Looks like going down Powell Mountain to Granny’s house…

[Emily, Queen of Chocolatonia @Emschocolate]

Both political parties are absolutely disgusting. I said what I said

[Emily, Queen of Chocolatonia @Emschocolate]

Maybe we could get Trump to declare war on WV, then surrender when we retaliate and give us reparations, fix our potholes, and rebuild our road system & school system.

[Emily, Queen of Chocolatonia @Emschocolate]

@JackPosobiec The French disthrown the Shah, they enthrown the barbaric Islamic Regime, they refuse to help the Americans destroy the Islamic Regime, and, then they host the American surrender to the Islamic Regime at Versailles, where the Germans surrendered to the Allies in WWI. How ironic.

[Emily, Queen of Chocolatonia @Emschocolate]

@wrowclif Electrical tape. Gorilla tape. Something has to be cheaper.