A Taylor Made Stan

Where respect for the Rap God lives 🎤

[A Taylor Made Stan @EmSlimMathers]

You know your mental health is bad when your mom texts you “I have a heart condition. I don’t want to die, I want to live, and I want you to live with me please.” 😅

[A Taylor Made Stan @EmSlimMathers]

Welp. Let’s see how this goes y’all… Your girl very well maybe fucked 😅

[A Taylor Made Stan @EmSlimMathers]

@NomadCrafty @love4_rap Oh 100%, I can’t stand that verse. I’m more likely to jam my finger on my phone screen trying to skip it than listen past “If there’s any bitches in this room, then there’s something I gotta say.” Drips at least makes me laugh when it’s not skipped, this should’ve been cut 🙃

[A Taylor Made Stan @EmSlimMathers]

@repofavillain The fact I can’t even see his tweet because he blocked me for who knows what 😂💀

[A Taylor Made Stan @EmSlimMathers]

My aunt, named Karen who is a Karen, came at me the other night asking me twice, “Why do you have a Tinder?” Her 17 yr old daughter came at her like: Why does it matter?!
I would just like to say I’ve taught ger well, & because BITCH, I’M 23, I CAN IF I WANT!

[A Taylor Made Stan @EmSlimMathers]

Omf 😂😂😂

[NoLifeShaq @NoLifeShaq]

Who made this shit man 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[A Taylor Made Stan @EmSlimMathers]

Anyone on here watch Lucifer?! 5B is dropping May 28th! I’m also trying to figure out what happened between Tom Ellis and Amiee Garcia so if anyone knows the deets hit me up 👀😂 I’m just trying to kill my personal curiosity, not intending to blast celeb drama everywhere

[A Taylor Made Stan @EmSlimMathers]

@ShadysVodka At least it was a misunderstanding and not sending an unsolicited dick pic just because 🤷🏽‍♀️

[A Taylor Made Stan @EmSlimMathers]

@ShadysVodka Nooooo 😂

[A Taylor Made Stan @EmSlimMathers]

So in Biden’s moment of silence for the 500k lives lost due to covid, they’re ringing a church bell...Is it bad I automatically thought when I heard the first ring was: OHH HIGHWAY TO HELL! Fucking banger song dude! Then the second one went off... Fml sorry, I'm def going to Hell

[A Taylor Made Stan @EmSlimMathers]

@NoLifeShaq Why did you let him escape from your toilet?! 😂

[A Taylor Made Stan @EmSlimMathers]

@ShadysVodka I honestly think having babies is a fad for them... all the Instagram posts, the attention they get, gifts for the kid, etc. Ik it’s a touchy subject for some but, abortions exist too......

[A Taylor Made Stan @EmSlimMathers]

Why are almost all the people I know literally having babies or already have a child/children??

[A Taylor Made Stan @EmSlimMathers]

Also, can all my social media accounts stop having therapy ads pop up on every site I visit? Fuck Ik I'm depressed, don't have to rub salt in the wound.

[A Taylor Made Stan @EmSlimMathers]

@ShadysVodka I’m not even trying to body shame... She’s literally this fucking character! Miss Piggy is a diva bitch 😂 They are two peas in a pod... even when Pariah is copying a muppet

[A Taylor Made Stan @EmSlimMathers]

@ShadysVodka No one can tell me Pariah Carey isn’t Miss Piggy

[A Taylor Made Stan @EmSlimMathers]

@ShadysVodka Same! I remember when she was in American Idol.... She only made me hate her more

[A Taylor Made Stan @EmSlimMathers]

Go sister! Take the bitch’s money! 😂😂😂😂