Emss🧜🏼‍♀️👑

AJB🤞🏼🌎💘 boy mama, girl step momma 💗💙

[Emss🧜🏼‍♀️👑 @EmssTheMermaid]

My biggest flex is saying can’t relate when girls talk about how trash their man is and how horrible they get treated.. 🥰🙏🏼💗

[Emss🧜🏼‍♀️👑 @EmssTheMermaid]

My baby is a month old 🥺😭😩

[Madie Moon | Real Estate @REALTORMadie]

Pickle juice is made to be drank, I said what I said.

[Roshay C. @roshaycherice]

People don’t understand that the reason why I’m so calm... is because I’m crazy..

[𝙺𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚎 𝙺𝚒𝚗𝚐🦋 @karlie_king11]

I’m tryna find out when the lion cared about the opinion of sheeps

[Emss🧜🏼‍♀️👑 @EmssTheMermaid]

You hoes love the fuck outta my baby daddy it’s comical, go see a therapist.

[rin @cmusalo]

if you talk mad shit but like my pictures and watch all my social media does that make you a fan or just nosy? can’t quite figure it out

[Emss🧜🏼‍♀️👑 @EmssTheMermaid]

I can’t believe I pushed a baby out.. 😩😅

[Emss🧜🏼‍♀️👑 @EmssTheMermaid]

It’s the fucking back labor for me…. I will Nevaaaa do this again… 😂😂😂😅💯

[Emss🧜🏼‍♀️👑 @EmssTheMermaid]

It’s funny cause a lot these people are like omg I can’t wait to meet/hold your baby and I’m just like “HAHAHAA NOPE you sure as fuck aren’t.” I dead ass got family that isn’t even gonna know when I pop him out. 💯🥴🤷🏼‍♀️

[Button Renee. @buttonrenee1]

don’t hmu bout shit when everybody else fold. Stay wya.

[Emss🧜🏼‍♀️👑 @EmssTheMermaid]

A pedicure hits different when your 40 weeks pregnant in the middle of July with toes the size of little smokie sausages 😩😂

[Emss🧜🏼‍♀️👑 @EmssTheMermaid]

Everyone that was due after me is having their babies and I’m honestly pissed about it… 🥴 like fuck y’all but not really congratulations 😂❤️

[Emss🧜🏼‍♀️👑 @EmssTheMermaid]

39 weeks pregnant and this is by far the worst part ever….. I can’t move 😂

[Emss🧜🏼‍♀️👑 @EmssTheMermaid]

I’m tired of y’all grown ass adults, if you got a problem SPEAK TF UP. Don’t act like a child and be petty, grow up.

[Emss🧜🏼‍♀️👑 @EmssTheMermaid]

I thought my water broke today, no my baby just kicked me extremely hard in the bladder & I slightly peeped myself 😅

[Erica @eerrriiicaa]

Crying and throwing up over the fact he dated other people before he had any idea I even existed

[Emss🧜🏼‍♀️👑 @EmssTheMermaid]

My kid has so much stuff it’s insane… 😅

[Emss🧜🏼‍♀️👑 @EmssTheMermaid]

Am I the only one that gets the roof of my mouth destroyed no matter what kind of cereal every single time? 🙄

[Emss🧜🏼‍♀️👑 @EmssTheMermaid]

These dreams about giving birth are rough maaan 😬😅

[Emss🧜🏼‍♀️👑 @EmssTheMermaid]

@ChelseaBack2 Rick bottom means you can only go up, unless you keep trying to float on what made you sink. You’ve made a come back from worse. We love you. 💜😘