Ems

Anxiety ridden nerd who thinks she's funnier than she actually is

[Ems @Emsy1988]

@ishortman @Ryanair We boarded an hour late then a medical emergency delayed us by a further hour

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When the plane's refuelling 10 min after we were supposed to set off @Ryanair #getwhatyoupayfor

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@Primark only selling Love Island t-shirts in 14 shops #muggy

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Where is Sue Giedroyc's blouse from on @BBCTheOneShow 😍 need it in my life!

[Ems @Emsy1988]

#manicpanic I LOVE my dye job

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Successful #greatnorthswim in the chilly lake #Windermere #charity #cancerresearchuk raised over… https://t.co/eSyRc5urJZ

[Ems @Emsy1988]

Lol @jeremycorbyn promising soldiers that you won't send them to war. All they want is to scrap, not that they were going to vote for you

[Ems @Emsy1988]

BREAKING: CIA plot to resurrect Joseph McCarthy successful; @realDonaldTrump stars in #witchhunt2017

[Abergavenny Food Festival @afoodfestival]

Britain's 30 best places for #brunch (and what to order at each one) featuring Abergavenny's Cwtch Café https://t.co/9jXZD5x4lD

[Ems @Emsy1988]

It's true - the only things I can afford to buy are smashed avocado and sourdough #millennial #pipedream https://t.co/it3Tqnad7l

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@nick_clegg on @BBCRadio4 is the reason people hate politicians. You cannot frustrate the will of the people because you 'know better'

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Me: 'what do you think compels people to stay after they've run out of things to say to each other?'
Bf: 'like, inertia?'
#truelove

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Had a fantastic time watching @ashleyshaw_1 and the rest of @New_Adventures in #TheRedShoes - truly beautiful as always #superfan

[Ems @Emsy1988]

Ready to see @Mattbourne1 's latest work #excited #redshoes #ballet

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Can I call in sick to work because my life is fucked? #humpday

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Little bit of an overreaction to Saturday's rugby results #indyref2

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My new hair inspo: reverse tequila sunrise
Mum verdict: No *shakes head*
#thanksmum #hairdye

[Ems @Emsy1988]

They say everything happens for a reason; sometimes that reason is that you're stupid and make bad decision #lifeadvice

[Ems @Emsy1988]

@MrsWildthing
Got an email about cup tickets between 2000-2200 tonight but no answer, is it the regular devils no?