Emily Montgomery

Give me beer and goldfish and you've got a happy camper

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

sure people start getting engaged, married and having kids, BUT something nobody truly prepares you for about your late twenties is how many of your friends start running marathons

[Emily Montgomery @EmtheGem16]

Hey, @IvyLab_ please bring IFG to Canada 🙏

[Wayne. @DaddyTwoTimes93]

Walk to the pencil sharpener.

[audrey @saint_audrey]

the greatest challenge of a young woman’s life can occur when it comes time to chose between a sweet or savory item at brunch

[Emily Montgomery @EmtheGem16]

My kind of animal

[Emily Montgomery @EmtheGem16]

Thanks Ivy Lab for spending 531 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Dogma (Infinite Falling Ground). #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/Ra3uGBQgKA

[fair maiden lover @fairmaiden1over]

goldfish is such a god tier snack its like kibble for girls

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

Snoop Dogg is making affirmation music and nursery rhymes for kids now. how can you not love him 🥺

[Emily Montgomery @EmtheGem16]

Someone asked me if my regular outfit was a Halloween costume, not sure what to think of my style now

[pikaole doodle @fikaole]

Sunday night

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

One of the most interesting videos I’ve ever seen.

[Emily Montgomery @EmtheGem16]

@oakkmusic The suspense is killing me 😇

[Emily Montgomery @EmtheGem16]

@oakkmusic Definitely give us the bass coast goods 👌

[Emily Montgomery @EmtheGem16]

In case anyone was wondering, hard cover books, not a fan.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

It's my nightly ritual

[Axel Folio, PhD, White Tears Distiller 🪁 @ISASaxonists]

If you are gonna do conspiracy theories go big or go home.

[Jeremy O. Harris @jeremyoharris]

I went down a rabbit hole w this kid named D today and i don’t regret it at all.

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

how much longer is mercury gonna be in the microwave for

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

What's the worst vegetable to bring on a boat?

A Leek.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

This is the only way.