Emily

prob crying about my cat, on a walk, or washing dishes

[Emily @EmWerner]

@WoeyJ________9 I hate you

[Emily @EmWerner]

@gracecamille_ Universal experience for curly grls 🫩

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Stores impress me so much. It's like where did you get all this. And how did you get it all in here

[Emily @EmWerner]

In many ways, that part when they fuckin scrub the bottom of your foot during a pedicure is worse than labor contractions

[Emily @EmWerner]

Big Influencer Affiliate Link doesn’t want you to know that you can just go to a store and Walk Around and Find Cute Stuff

[g @34rths]

Daily affirmation: Yayyyy

[Emily @EmWerner]

@nickiwutsgood Forever lurking but didn’t feel compelled to tweet til I was wearing Uggs and juicy 🤭🤭

[Emily @EmWerner]

Dressed like the coolest girl in 7th grade today (Ugg boots and juicy jacket). 34 years old btw

[Emily @EmWerner]

@ax3i0hm @littleapostate I second mockingbird! Cause you can also get any infant car seat and pop it on there w their kit

[Emily @EmWerner]

@littleapostate Wipes, keekaroo peanut, infant car seat, multiple portable sound machines and fans, so many burp cloths, baby books in lieu of cards, play mats, glider

[Emily @EmWerner]

Had a baby so I can call everything I buy myself for the next year a push present

[Emily @EmWerner]

@diabolicalpree Literally……..

[Emily @EmWerner]

Me and my trainer this morning talking about how the depths of the ocean is actually outer space

[Emily @EmWerner]

@BeeBabs We quote this like once a week in my house it’s so haunting

[Emily @EmWerner]

@majordouzie Omg nasty gal statement necklace just triggered something within me

[Emily @EmWerner]

@majordouzie There’s so many brands so much gear so much stuff

[Emily @EmWerner]

I knew I was ready to be a mom when I purchased a wrapping paper organizer and started saving tissue paper gift bags and nice ribbon :///

[Emily @EmWerner]

They’re saying it’s all about having chocolate milk in a rocks glass every day at 5pm. Don’t shoot the messenger it’s just what they’re saying

[Emily @EmWerner]

When I get purple first in connections I do feel exactly like this

[Emily @EmWerner]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Don’t piss me off

[Emily @EmWerner]

Lucky charms taste so good when u ain’t got a bitch in ya ear telling you it doesn’t have enough marshmallows