Emily Taylor

[relatable @byreIatable]

Friendly reminder that your dog will love you no matter what your GPA is

[Maya Wysocki @mayawysocki]

I MEAN WHERE IS MY...sorry one sec

*licks French fry grease off fingers*

WHERE IS MY MAGICAL SUMMER ROMANCE???!

[Emily Taylor @EmyTayl]

"Omg we've been friends for six years. That's bigger than five" @Olivia_S78 #SliwanWisdom

[Emily Taylor @EmyTayl]

"If your dad's your dad why isn't your middle name Dave? I think you'd make a good Emily Dave." @Olivia_S78 #SliwanWisdom

[Emily Taylor @EmyTayl]

"Cover your insecurities with raptors" ~ @Olivia_S78 #SliwanWisdom

[Emily Taylor @EmyTayl]

Happy birthday @HanyaWyatt !! I love you girl <3 Can't wait to go on more adventures together!

[Emily Taylor @EmyTayl]

@HanyaWyatt I did notice that, so I'll certainly keep that in mind when plotting my revenge boo ❤

[Emily Taylor @EmyTayl]

@HanyaWyatt thanks bae 😘 (*whispers* revenge will come)

[Emily Taylor @EmyTayl]

"I'm gonna make sure everything I say is over 140 characters so that you won't be able to tweet it" #SliwanWisdom

[Emily Taylor @EmyTayl]

@taylorburgoynee @NPBurnett 2016 me is off to a great start. I feel smarter already.

[Emily Taylor @EmyTayl]

Yup

[ellyphant @ellyburgoynee]

dread the day where I have to pay for my own Netflix

[Emily Taylor @EmyTayl]

Turns out it 's several people. I can tell because they've started loudly singing too. I didn't know it could sound worse. #themoreyouknow

[Emily Taylor @EmyTayl]

Heartfelt thank you to the thoughtful inhabitant of my res who is kindly sharing his shitty music with the whole building #sharingiscaring

[Emily Taylor @EmyTayl]

Do I miss high school? Not at all. Do I miss elementary school? Yes, 100%.

[Emily Taylor @EmyTayl]

Update: gelatin/spray paint hair and sleep don't mix well