mokage

gimme the loot

[mokage @ENeyssi]

@NathanHeadPhoto Shut yo bitch ass up lil cry baby mf do you understand what a World Cup is? Mexico would beat England on rainy Tuesday in stoke!

[mokage @ENeyssi]

@mrs_jones80 C��llese llorón

[mokage @ENeyssi]

Mi genteeeee

[Piojismo @Piojismo1906]

Gilberto Mora tuvo que cambiar de niño porque lo tapaba, JAJAJAJ 😅

QUÉ VIDEAZO.

[mokage @ENeyssi]

@SoyBelenix @Geova257 Cállese hdp 2-0 ya casa

[mokage @ENeyssi]

@CaudilloXIV VIVA MÉXICO HDP

[PauloDybola @PauloChavira]

You are next fucking faggots 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[America @america]

BREAKING: U.S. Supreme Court votes to uphold Birthright Citizenship in a 5-4 ruling.

[mokage @ENeyssi]

Lamine looking like he saw a ghost

[mokage @ENeyssi]

@PolymarketSport The first time I’ve seen one of these posts hit 😂 possibly

[Crunchyroll Brasil @Crunchyroll_BR_]

Endrick: pedindo pra entrar
Ancelotti: ✋

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Zero hesitation when push came to shove. 😂

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Arab brothers

[سلطان @_su6an]

والله انتهيت من الضحك

[Detek Mundialista 🇲🇽 @Detek777]

Un Argentino lo entendió mejor que muchos

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

❤️‍🩹 Leo Messi: “I cried after the first goal, yes… but it was something completely unrelated to football”.

“I went through some difficult days, but I’m grateful to the entire delegation and my teammates because they were always by my side, giving me a lot of strength”.

[gam @mbafraaude]

You killed the man But not the idea

[mokage @ENeyssi]

@HappyPunch Cringe mf thinks he’s funny

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.