Evan

This account almost exclusively for PAX [E] related stuff, you were warned! Views my own, etc and so on and so forth.

[Simu Liu @SimuLiu]

A lot of people are asking me to drop the Marvel quarantine workout... so here you go! Hope you’re all staying as active as I am!! 💪💪

[Evan @EnfLightshadow]

But don't pay the kids, because they're amateurs.

[Evan @EnfLightshadow]

Update: Yesterday was a failure but today I made it to 10am, so on average I succeeded both days!

That's how it works, right?

[Evan @EnfLightshadow]

Current life goal: Make it to 9am before starting the second pot of coffee.
Current Status: Very likely to fail

[Evan @EnfLightshadow]

@dtlafave He does, or you do? ;-)

[Evan @EnfLightshadow]

@jnicklafave I mean, it seemed healthy.
Either way I made it to like 8:15

[@scottjshapiro.bsky.social @scottjshapiro]

February: I'm not an impeachment scholar, but
March: I'm not an epidemiologist, but
April: I'm not a labor economist, but
May: I'm not a macroeconomist, but
June: I'm not a hunter-gatherer, but

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Attention Florida:

I know we are late to this whole lockdown party but a friend sends this helpful guide:

[Catherine Rampell @crampell]

If you listen to Trump, Kudlow or other WH aides, you might think we have to choose between what's optimal for public health and what's optimal for the economy. Save lives, or maximize GDP. But if you listen to actual economists, you'll learn this is a false choice. /1

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

Economists overwhelmingly support keeping lockdowns.

If you see economists saying we should end lockdowns, they're either in the small minority, or they're..."economists".

[Jeff Kalles @Sellak]

My wife to my 12yo: Hey your pants are on backwards and so is your shirt.
My 12yo: Hey we are all handling this in our own way.

[Evan @EnfLightshadow]

All schools in VA closed for the school year. Tomorrow is for logically figuring out what the *%$! we're gonna do, but tonight is for drinking whiskey and creating a spotify playlist we'll disown as soon as we're sober

[Dana Nessel @dananessel]

Distancing from my wife who has an immune deficiency means living in the basement where I spend hours each evening watching my teen sons play Grand Theft Auto while shouting out MCL statutes being violated. No one seems to appreciate how this might add value to the experience.

[David Folkenflik @davidfolkenflik]

If only Harvard had a bank account with vast sums of money it could dip into to help set a model for appropriate corporate responsibility during times of national crisis

[Erik Larson @exlarson]

I promised myself I would not become that guy who walks around quoting Churchill, but here's something he said in 1940 that seems to have particular resonance now. "It would be foolish to disguise the gravity of the hour. It would be still more foolish to lose heart and courage."

[Danielle @dtlafave]

This is the content we need right now.

[Evan @EnfLightshadow]

This. So many times this.

[Evan @EnfLightshadow]

Ouch

[Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers]

People: "I want 2020 to be like the roarin' twenties!"

Earth: "Alright, infectious disease is spreading."

People: "No, not like that."

Earth: "The US stock market is tanking."

People: "Wait..."

Earth: "LMAO Bars can't be open anymore."