Cynical Engineer

Engineer by training. Cynic by experience.

Dissecting societies, institutions, and markets.

Watches • Tennis • Books where Words hit.

[Cynical Engineer @Eng_Cynic]

Cynicism is not pessimism.
It's pattern recognition.

[Cynical Engineer @Eng_Cynic]

@bibabeloula_ Et de 1 🤞🤞

[Cynical Engineer @Eng_Cynic]

إلياااااااههههه

[Cynical Engineer @Eng_Cynic]

واش هاذ الشتا كاملة ومازال غادي يديرو هاديك لا بوز باش يشربو؟؟

[Cynical Engineer @Eng_Cynic]

أنا: "آجي أولدي نشرح ليك الماط ونوريك كيفاش دير"

أنا من بعد 2 دقايق ديال الشرح:

[Cynical Engineer @Eng_Cynic]

@lihoudii التيران ولا يصفر!!!!
فشحال ديال الوقت خرجو الناس كاملين؟؟

[Cynical Engineer @Eng_Cynic]

تونس كان اسمها إفريقية

[Insider Mix @InsiderMix1]

ليلى عبداللطيف :

" منتخب عربي إسمه به حرف الراء سيصل لنهائي كأس العالم "!

[Cynical Engineer @Eng_Cynic]

Messi marche sur la pelouse comme le gars de Math Sup qui revient passer le bac libre Science Ex

[Hatimuuus© @Hatimuuus]

Il n’y a même plus de débat , Messi est le GOAT, tout simplement…et le voir disputer cette cdm sans la moindre pression, c’est du pur spectacle… 😍

[Cynical Engineer @Eng_Cynic]

@agharass ماعمرني مافهمت هاذ "تواضع" اللاعبين، "تواضع" فلان، هضر معانا هاذ المشهور بكل "تواضع".
زعما شنو؟؟ العادي هو أن اللي تلاقاهم يطرشوه ولا كيفاش؟؟؟؟

[Cynical Engineer @Eng_Cynic]

Honest question: if Messi scores all the goals, do the other 10 still get gold medals?

[Cynical Engineer @Eng_Cynic]

And Messi walked on water.

[Winna F.C. | Football Time @WinnaFC]

🚨| BREAKING: If Argentina win tonight, this could be their path to the semi-finals.😳

[Cynical Engineer @Eng_Cynic]

Fun fact: Saying something stupid in English doesn't make you smart. It just exposes you to a larger audience.

[Cynical Engineer @Eng_Cynic]

Karma is a bitch...

#NEDSWE
#WorldCup

[Cynical Engineer @Eng_Cynic]

باش تقتل، باش تموت

[Cynical Engineer @Eng_Cynic]

التوانسة حتى كايفرحو بالخسارة ديال السويد، وكايتفكرو راهم باقي غادي يلعبو مع هولاندا

[Cynical Engineer @Eng_Cynic]

The definition of: "Spoils of War"

[Bill Ackman @BillAckman]

I don’t understand who is going to invest in a $300 billion reconstruction fund for Iran. The U.S. is not doing so, and why would the Qataris or any other country in the Middle East that was just attacked by Iran invest one penny to support Iran’s reconstruction?

Most of the damage inflicted on Iran was directed to military targets. Why would anyone want to help Iran rebuild its military capabilities?

Even if the funds were limited to humanitarian-related infrastructure, if there is such a thing, money is fungible, and we know the first freed up dollar will go to rebuild Iran’s ballistic and nuclear capabilities.

What am I missing?

[Cynical Engineer @Eng_Cynic]

باش تقتل، باش تموت

[Cynical Engineer @Eng_Cynic]

@lihoudii فجأة عزازو عليهم هاذ الدراري. شحال وهما حداهم.
وزايدون يدورو فجنابهم رله كاين الآلاف بحالهم، يمشيو يتهالو فيهم ويكسبوهم

[Cynical Engineer @Eng_Cynic]

Issa Diop ghadi ydakhall 3lina chi bit, mafihach