Elizabeth Engels

[Elizabeth Engels @EngelsElizabeth]

My dad just got teary eyed telling me I looked beautiful in my wedding dress. You guys. 😭😭

[Elizabeth Engels @EngelsElizabeth]

@ctrostel71 It’s embarrassing how often I find myself looking at it. 😂

[Elizabeth Engels @EngelsElizabeth]

This lady just really excitedly waved back at me while driving, I wasn’t actually waving at her though. I was just lifting my fingers off the steering wheel to look at my ring. 😳🤷🏼‍♀️

[Elizabeth Engels @EngelsElizabeth]

@mishhhchristine Come see me. 😘🤷🏼‍♀️

[Elizabeth Engels @EngelsElizabeth]

@StokkaEmmorie Omg, YES! Ruins the entire meal. 🤢

[Elizabeth Engels @EngelsElizabeth]

Cody answers my FaceTime while he’s playing video games, so I’d like to think things are getting pretty serious between us.

[Elizabeth Engels @EngelsElizabeth]

Ozzy watched me put a bath bomb in the tub, he’s now frantically searching for it now that the tubs empty. 1/10 recommend dissolving balls.

[Elizabeth Engels @EngelsElizabeth]

I really feel like I’ve become an adult right up until I have to use a children’s step stool to reach the bottom of the fucking washer.

[Elizabeth Engels @EngelsElizabeth]

@steepe1810 Dude yessss!

[Elizabeth Engels @EngelsElizabeth]

Last night Cody and I used YouTube to listen to 8 hours of a box fan running just so we could sleep. Technology is wonderful.

[Elizabeth Engels @EngelsElizabeth]

This older lady just told me I should consider cutting my hair shorter “because they are kidnapping underage girls with long hair”. How do I tell her the only thing I’m underage for is running for president?..

[Elizabeth Engels @EngelsElizabeth]

Me: *stumbles in drunk
Ozzy:

[Elizabeth Engels @EngelsElizabeth]

I know gas stations give you free window cleaner. But can we take it one step further and have vacuums right by the pumps?

[Elizabeth Engels @EngelsElizabeth]

There’s two types of pale people. Cody, who is staying in the sun trying to burn and me, who had sunscreen on and refusing to leave the shade.

[Elizabeth Engels @EngelsElizabeth]

I get overly invested in people’s relationships when they constantly post on social media. If you sad post more than 3 times, I’m gonna need an explanation so I can justify why I’m secretly hating on him. Thx.

[Elizabeth Engels @EngelsElizabeth]

How do some people have bitmojis that are identical to them? While mine looks like a chubby kid waiting to get in the kiddie pool.

[Elizabeth Engels @EngelsElizabeth]

@EricawithaC13 Lolol, no shit! Or someone would need to use the phone. 🙄😅

[Elizabeth Engels @EngelsElizabeth]

I honestly think I’d give up my first born to be able to go back and reread MSN messenger chats.

[Elizabeth Engels @EngelsElizabeth]

PSA: don’t look through your boyfriends baby pictures unless you are prepared to have kids. Baby fever is real folks.

[Elizabeth Engels @EngelsElizabeth]

My parents are both 60+ and have never drank coffee. They raised 6 kids and still work full time. I’m not saying they sold their souls to the devil for their energy, but I’m also not saying they didn’t.