I was seeing a girl for a year and went to her grandfather's funeral and had an accident, I cleaned up and I panicked and needed rid of the evidence. It was an open casket, I feel guilty as he's buried with my shit-caked boxers for eternity.
Just finished a grueling training session💪 And now #ITSTIME to head to the airport & fly off to London ✈️ I’m pumped to step into the Octagon at the 02 Arena Saturday to roar all the Octagon Warriors names fighting to the great UK UFC fans in attendance! 🗣🎙👊#BUFFLIFE 😎
Stopped wearing condoms as they made my cock smell afterwards and they cost a fair bit & resorted to the pull-out method. Well, let me tell you, ladies and gents, that the little bundle of joy we are expecting in two months will cost a hell of a lot more than condoms.