Eng Humph.rey

Bsc. Mechanical Engineering (Hons)/Irrigation Expert/ Impact Analyst/Poet/Life Authenticist.

[Eng Humph.rey @EngMwendiah]

This is going to be the first AFCON where the hosts are not the favourites 🇰🇪🇺🇬🇹🇿 @CAF_Online @AFCONPAMOJA27

[James Orengo @orengo_james]

Taita Taveta, the hills are calling!

From the heights of Wundanyi to the bustling streets of Mwatate and Voi, we are bringing the conversation straight to you. Let’s stand strong, talk real issues, and protect the rights of the ordinary Kenyan.

Hii sasa ndio mwecheche!

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

When you bounce back this time, promise yourself to never repeat the same old shit.

[PINKMAN @mrpinkman55]

The more I grow up the more I understand mbona Yahaya alikataa watu wajue penye anaishi

[Kijana ya PresidenT™️ @Mirema_world]

Normalize those late night walks ,I can't sleep hungry everyday & u are around homie

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Baba was very brilliant; that's why he kept his powerless brother in the back door and groomed people like Edwin Sifuna.

[Linda Mwananchi @LindaMwananchi_]

Mapema ndio best, form ya weekend ndio hii.

[Lincoln. @linc_ke3]

Hakuna venye Sifuna na Kangata watanipeleka kwa coalition wrong. Let me worry about other things, iyo kazi nimewaachia😂😂

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Back in primary sikuwa napenda mchezo ya wasichana. Msichana akinionesha any sign of wanting me, nilikuwa nakimbia staffroom namsema kwa deputy. Hawa watu sijaanza kuwaogopa juzi my friends

[Kijana ya PresidenT™️ @Mirema_world]

That uncle who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

BIG FACT: Taking a job too seriously is a sign of low intelligence.

[Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3]

The way life moves on after someone dies makes you focus on living every moment.

[painkiller 💀 @thombrider254]

Light skin dude ameona simiti inabebwa adi fourth floor akatoroka 😂😭

[Waltez @_jambaqaSnr]

Sex is sweet but have you ever locked in and got good money out it?

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

A man who chooses a woman over his money and future will one day lose both.

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🇫🇷 @kafangi]

Al Capone has reportedly sold KSh 500 million worth of alcohol during the World Cup tournament alone.

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

The comeback is very personal, it’s an apology to myself.

[Grizzly👽🐐 @Griz_zly8]

Youngins huku walichochwa ukiwa na badge unauliza maswali fwaaaa,to earn engagements.

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people…bothers people.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Loneliness is the price a man pays when he starts to fix his life.

[painkiller 💀 @thombrider254]

Content creation huku Kenya ni ngumu sana uliza Sheryl Gabriella