piglet__ 🇲🇾🌺

so many voices in my head

[piglet__ 🇲🇾🌺 @engridBAH]

Kwn kerja ku punya lawak comes naturally. Contohnya,
TIKAH: "Dia cover lagu HERO hari tu kak. "
Me: *diam skejap. aku tau suda lagu siapa*
TIKAH: "Lagu c Maria"
Me: "siapa maria?"
TIKAH : "Maria bahhh. Maria Kari"
Me: "Kari? Kari ayam? " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Tatty H. @tattyhassan]

Cuba bayangkan u as parents, kesiankan bakal menantu nak kena kumpul duit mahar/hantaran, pastu mindset dia gini:

[blue @bluewmist]

do not borrow shame from the past. you are not that person anymore and you simply didn’t know better. no reason to beat yourself up for it. all you can do is do better.

[stride @xedirts]

Callum Turner has revealed to @Variety that he’s now looking for roles that don’t involve kissing scenes with his co-stars.

“Even though it’s my job, my kisses are only for Dua,” he says.

[Ivy⸆⸉ @idkwahatimdoing]

I blame joe alwyn

[Lupin @lupinxart]

i wish i were a tree. no school, no work, just shhhhhh… ffffffft… wooooosh… rustttttle.

[piglet__ 🇲🇾🌺 @engridBAH]

@Mayh_hotd Wait. I thought they were sisters or am i just imagining things I've had to read on the Internet.

[piglet__ 🇲🇾🌺 @engridBAH]

Now i remember why I'm not on insta/fb like I'm used to, it's the happy family pictures ppl post. I get irritated just by the sight of it. 😒

[Vitus @holl4fs]

i like people who let me be quiet

[౨ৎ @emails4sabrina]

oh…

[Chris Swiftie™ ☁️ @HuffleBoy]

In hindsight we all really should’ve known Joe wasn’t the one when she opened up with the lyrics “staring at the ceiling with you, you don’t ever say too much”. Taylor needs to be with another yapper.

[iHeartRadio @iHeartRadio]

someone tell these two that it all works out and they'll be engaged at the same time 🥹❤️ @selenagomez @taylorswift13

[piglet__ 🇲🇾🌺 @engridBAH]

First time umobile slow.

[Daily Naruto @NarutoDaily_]

Real😭

[piglet__ 🇲🇾🌺 @engridBAH]

Zalora is flopping soooo bad. Saw a work shirt that uses the same photo on shopee for rm50+ lesser. 😵‍💫

[Omotolani💞 @FabsTola]

A job interview is basically a conversation between two lìars.

[Zain @cowboylikezain]

if this was another artist, they would probably yell “somebody’s getting fired” and people would find it edgy and bold when THIS is how real pros should handle minor issues

[Sadie @sadie567345]

She won’t let him think he’s dumb. She won’t let others think he’s dumb.

He won’t let her think she isn’t a strong athlete. He won’t let others think she isn’t a strong athlete.

They call each other out when the other one downplays who they really are.

Perfect.