Niels Kloster

Software Engineer, heading the team building @saxobank 's observability platform.

[Niels Kloster @eNiels]

@je_andersen Jeg var selv afsted igår og er stadig godt oppe og køre - formidabel koncert.

[David Fowler @davidfowl]

The more I spend time in the devops space looking for what should be simple solutions to some problems I am appalled at the tooling state of the art. Absolutely developer hostile. It's clear why everyone tries to rebuild heroku.

[Niels Kloster @eNiels]

@DisneyPlus When will The Bear season 3 be available in Denmark?

[sonch @soncharm]

Using AI, I was able to take some old painting and make it better. First the painting. Notice how you can barely see what's even going on. Where even is this? Who are the people? Huh? You're too far away to really see the setup. Whole left side blank. Nothing here to grab onto.

[Niels Kloster @eNiels]

@MichaelSten En fornøjelse at læse

[Niels Kloster @eNiels]

@queerindia Sorry, how about now?

[Niels Kloster @eNiels]

https://t.co/xTCpvALPxq Impressive achievement by my old university

[Thomas Danielsen @Thomas_danielsn]

Major leak!! 🚨

Microsoft integrates ChatGPT in Bing.

This looks crazy!

See all the SCREENSHOTS in this thread 🧵👇

#chatgpt #ai #bing #microsoft #leak

[Niels Kloster @eNiels]

@NikoArve SÅ modigt af DBU 😂

[Niels Kloster @eNiels]

Are you an Engineer with #ElasticSearch experience ? Want to make it run smoothly on #Kubernetes ? Scaling to TBs of daily data ingest ? Building a platform for #Observability and #SIEM in Saxo Bank. Then please consider this job in Amsterdam https://t.co/k5yNdZI4lC #elasticON

[Cryptohagen @cryptohagen]

😢
Jesper / @graffen blev taget fra os fredag aften - det er forfærdeligt og svært at forstå.

Alle vores tanker til de nærmeste og alle hans venner

[Adina Ren @adinaren_]

Katastrofal beslutning. DR lukker @DRDetektor, fordi “danskerne godt ved, der findes fake news, og der skal bruges penge på udvikling af podcast”. Det er en fucking joke.

[Sevilla FC @SevillaFC_ENG]

Dolberg is in the building! 🇩🇰

[Niels Kloster @eNiels]

@the_kiwi_sre Maybe https://t.co/TsK9wQeuak. Built and opensourced by Stripe.

[Lykke Friis @lykkefriis]

Udviklingen i Afghanistan gør mildest talt kun VM i Qatar endnu mere kontroversiel. Iflg. tysk avis flyver Qatar Taliban-leder tilbage til Kabul https://t.co/906yFFU1IQ

[Football Mumble @football_mumble]

Hang Joakim Mæhle’s assist in the Louvre… #CZEDEN

[Embedsværftet @Embedsvaerft]

"Det er jo ikke korruption, hvis en hemmelig virksomhed holder et fagligt arrangement for politikere, og slutter arrangementet af med at give dem 5.000 kroner i hånden"

#dkpol

Hjælp vores stribe ved at dele og like - det betyder meget i det store algoritmespil

[Niels Kloster @eNiels]

@anarsen Thoughts on @elastic as storage engine for metrics time series?