Enigma

tamang chill sa gedli

[Enigma @EnigmaPH22]

@News5PH VP Sara Duterte @indaysara remains unbothered and focused on serving the people despite the political noise in the House.

Class act. Strong leader.
The real work continues.

[Enigma @EnigmaPH22]

@YesYesYo13 @teddycasino Haha obob yan si casiño kasi

[Enigma @EnigmaPH22]

@News5PH lol 😆 @manayleila de Lima rocking that Ash Wednesday cross like it's a halo, preaching accountability while still whispering 'Oh Jonnel' to her married driver back in the day..

repentance ba 'yan? Or just new filter

[Enigma @EnigmaPH22]

@ABSCBNNews atty Conti preaching us about our justice system being 'not ideal' while cashing ICC checks from The Hague 🤣 Girl, if passing justice thru the 'butas ng karayom' is hard here, try explaining to real Pinoy victims why you're caping for drug pusher sob stories over sovereignty

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@News5PH who the fuck is this old pastor congressman Benny Abante anyway? 😂

one Manila district rep with zero national pull suddenly thinks he's the gatekeeper of Malacañang.
endorsing the 4th impeachment like he's hot shit

[Enigma @EnigmaPH22]

@ABSCBNNews sir Jack Argota stays real in a world full of filtered vloggers. Blunt, unapologetic, and owns his moves ..no fake personas here

that's why the masses vibe with him.
oo, ngongo, pero pranka!

frank talk > scripted content any day.
keep being you, Sir Jack

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Cub’s great escape instantly cancelled by Mum 😂

[Enigma @EnigmaPH22]

@ABSCBNNews @AllisonCoABSCBN Sen. Tulfo namaaaan! Middle-class workers grind hard, pay taxes, and barely afford a tiny 23sqm condo.

Now you want to subsidize empty POGO units as public housing for the poor?

Election hypocrisy much? 😂

We deserve better than more ayuda on our dime.

[Enigma @EnigmaPH22]

@newswatchplusph DPWH & Ombudsman: Months into the flood control scam exposing billions stolen from taxpayer money, and still NO big fish in jail?

Romualdez etal linked to PBBM walking free while small fry get pinched?

..smells like classic sabotage!

[Enigma @EnigmaPH22]

@ElizaX11235813 PH Pres @bongbongmarcos ISIS-inspired terrorists chill in your country for a month, then massacre innocents in Bondi.

World calls PH a terror hotspot — you call it "misleading."

Weak leadership much?
Explain that, Mr. President.

[Enigma @EnigmaPH22]

@inquirerdotnet Why is Rep. Paolo Duterte the only one getting slammed for his travel clearance? All self-funded, zero taxpayer money.

Meanwhile, other lawmakers have junket issues too. Even SK on Thailand (using public funds!)

..to demolish the Dutertes before 2028?
People see through it 👀

[Astronomy Vibes @AstronomyVibes]

This is Mars!

225 million kilometers away from us.

[Enigma @EnigmaPH22]

@News5PH @bongbongmarcos “Continue my legacy..”?

The only thing finished in 3 years is the ribbon-cutting ceremony itself.

Legacy projects? More like legacy ng photo-ops at walang laman na bakod. 😂 #BuildBetterMoreGhosts

[Enigma @EnigmaPH22]

@News5PH Ronald Llamas on ANC: “OFW support for Dutertes is ‘fading’ kasi nagwo-world tour sila”

Manong Ronald naman, thousands of OFWs literally did “Zero Remittance Week” just to defend Digong.

Ang ‘fading’ lang diyan yung credibility mo, ser 😅

[Enigma @EnigmaPH22]

@MamaPiaya 5 years ago Duterte said: “Bayaran niyo muna bago mag-renew ng franchise.”

ABS-CBN laughed, called it political.

2025: Owes TV5 almost ₱1B, gets kicked out, bleeding ₱1.6B in losses.
Kapamilya turned Kapal-milya sa utang

[Enigma @EnigmaPH22]

@ABSCBNNews BBM’s Satisfaction rating: 21%

Flood control budget: ₱545B+ vanished

Zaldy Co’s confession: “Delivered suitcases of cash to Marcos”

BBM: “I started the probe!”

🤣 @bongbongmarcos

[Enigma @EnigmaPH22]

Meow..

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

Name me 👇

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@inquirerdotnet ABS-CBN to TV5: “Bro, can we pay the ₱1B next year? Promise, after 1 more season ng Batang Quiapo lang.”

TV5: pulls the plug

ABS-CBN: shocked pikachu face

Five years after the franchise L, still can’t pay the bill of their blocktimer. Legendary financial management. Hahaha

[Enigma @EnigmaPH22]

@inquirerdotnet 335 security personnel sa OVP? Non-issue.

OVP have satellite offices sa buong Pilipinas — from Basilan to Norte!
Normal yan for nationwide ops + legit threats.

COA audited it, no disallowance, no red flag.

So sa mga nagdradrama: chill lang, di yan personal bodyguards 24/7 😂