Alyssa Butt

I'm a bad grammar jammer.

[Lisa Gilroy @TheLisaGilroy]

To my followers: do better

[Susan Simpson @TheViewFromLL2]

All charges have been dismissed against Adnan. He is free, finally.

[Josh Mankiewicz @JoshMankiewicz]

He died yesterday. This is the best thing you will read today.👇 https://t.co/0Y9MsPoJLB

[Justin Brown @CJBrownLaw]

ADNAN IS FREE!
read our statement
https://t.co/EAEVDdYidm

[Asher Perlman @asherperlman]

Obama killing all of his houseplants is the most I’ve ever related to a president

[Alyssa Butt @EnigmaTaco]

Sasha still can't resist a belly rub

[Mark Farina @djmarkfarina]

From August 2014, Chicago, Paul Johnson…

[Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess]

If you’re reading this, I’m glad you exist.

Even if we haven’t met yet, I’m glad you’re real.

[Alyssa Butt @EnigmaTaco]

@donswaynos Time for a career change!!!

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Please tell your friends when you're proud of them.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Can we at least do a “Boaty McBoatface” online poll where we all get to name the next variant? I wanna get, “Oops! All PlagueBerries” in early.

[Alyssa Butt @EnigmaTaco]

Still riding the high of hitting my goal for TMS. Depression symptoms in remission. You forget that you're actually capable of happy.

[Tall Eddy, MD @TallDoctorEddy]

How the US is handling COVID

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Alyssa Butt @EnigmaTaco]

@anaismitchell The ability to actually disappear on your own

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

Don Lemon is the shit because you can tell he’s the type of friend who gets drunk enough to make sure everybody has a good time but is juuuusssttt sober enough to make sure nobody goes to jail.

[Jonathan Capehart @CapehartJ]

Baby New Year 2022 being briefed by Father Time 2021 and is like…

[Alyssa Butt @EnigmaTaco]

Sasha saved Dad from 3 German Shepherds. 15/10 good girl. @dog_rates

[Saeed Jones @theferocity]

YEAR OF MAGICAL THINKING was the first book I can recall picking up to read with the intention of trying to understand grief. It was so foreign to me then; it felt like Joan Didion (also foreign to me then) was explaining that my life bordered a country I hadn’t realized existed.

[Alyssa Butt @EnigmaTaco]

@chasontherobot Ew.