theehomempress

Avgeek | Stoic | Polyglot |History buff

Home vibes + Killer tees 🔥
Custom prints • Chic décor
Turning your ideas into visuals
Deliveries done nationwide

[theehomempress @EnnaWanji]

Hi fam, I’m finally showing up here.
I run a branding & printing service, and my work revolves around helping businesses present themselves with confidence and clarity.

[theehomempress @EnnaWanji]

@C_NyaKundiH msm 🥱🤣

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Calwa @WabwobaCal1236]

This pricked my conscience.We shall NEVER forget!
#June25thNeverForget

[Njeri Waridi @Njeriwaridi]

That clip of him singing Nyashinski’ ‘Bebi Bebi’ song breaks my heart to date 😫😰😩

Rest in peace Eric Shieni

[Mike Duncan @MikeDun4706639]

A year ago today, I took 7 shots and lived to tell the story. June 25th isn't the day I almost died; it’s the day I proved I’m too tough to kill. Still standing. Still breathing. Still here.
@HomeboyzRadio
#june25 #iamalbertojwang #protest

[SinCara♡ @dombwosque24823]

#WeWillNeverForget✊🏾🇰🇪

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

If you thought renting a house in a Somalis only neighborhood was hard, then you haven't tried renting a house in an Indian only neighborhood. Unlike the former that only looks at the texture of your hair and the number of times you pray in a day, these latter will even triple the rent just to keep you away. And if you try flexing your financial muscles and say you can pay the inflated rent, then they introduce asinine rules such as having chillies for breakfast is compulsory, or eating beef is strictly prohibited. Only Life is Big!

[Makula Pictures @makulapictures]

Dear wedding DJ.

Luther Vandross’ Dance with My Father is about longing for a deceased father. Playing it while the father is literally standing there dancing with the bride is a strange contextual mismatch.

[Baron Cohen Ke🇰🇪 @cohen_baron2]

Hapo Luthuli kuna jamaa ametestiwa tv mpya nikaona ameibeba ivo bila box yake nikajua uyo amejua karate huchezwa hapo 🤣

[𝐌𝐳𝐢𝐳a🍋‍🟩 @Mziza_23]

Napata missed call yako, naingia WhatsApp napata hujasema kitu huko, aai si tukuwe watu wenye mwelekeo jamani it's 2026

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

How tf are all the book authors "New York Times No.1 Bestseller" ?????

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Kenyans abandoned their culture and called it ushamba to listen to listen to their kamba,luo,kikuyu songs. They are now busy biting their tongues trying to cram zulu and xhosa from south africa so that they can sing amapiano. Mambo yetu ni ngumu sana aki

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Having a small body is an anti-aging cheat code. But you’ll deal with small small disrespect.

[Ian Car Advice Kenya @Caradvicekenya]

If I put Ruto in a coffin, DCI and NIS will find me within 24 hours even if I do away with my phone. But the same people cant find a man who kidnapped my niece! Its been 5 days Jameni!

[Dr RP Singh, MD @rpsingh1894]

Great question.

Yes, blood will come out if you poke almost anywhere.

But for a blood test, we don’t just need blood—we need a clean, continuous sample.

Veins are:
✅ Closer to the skin
✅ Larger and easier to access
✅ Low-pressure vessels (safer)
✅ Less painful than hitting arteries

If we “chook” randomly, we may get:
❌ Very little blood
❌ Tissue fluid mixed with the sample
❌ Bruising and pain
❌ An inaccurate test result

Think of it this way:

A vein is like tapping directly into a water pipe.

Poking anywhere else is like digging randomly in wet soil and hoping to collect enough water.

🩸

[ONJOLO KENYA🇰🇪 @onjolo_kenya]

Things people do you wonder why they do so :

• Patricia ameitwa date Kempinski akifika anakupigia simu “ beb toka nje ulipe uber”

• At the Supermarket & malls till, someone waits for everything to be punched in, packed and then starts looking for the Visa card in the bag.

• Paid Parking at Malls etc, one just drives off and realizes they haven’t paid for parking when they get to the exit.

• Java - they serve you food but will never give you serviettes unless you ask for them.

• Some Pubs - Glass za Wine ama za Whiskey zimeisha.

• Some Women - “Uko na pesa kwa M-Pesa yako?”As if M-Pesa is for carrying stones.

• Lifts - someone asks, “up or down” when the light outside clearly indicates.

• Uber Driver - “Hallo Umeitisha Uber?”

• Arsenal fans during World Cup - “we are still top of the table”. Kwani you expected to move without games being played?

• Mourners - “Tumetoka mbali na ata hatujakula!”

• Friend invited for a drink - “nakuja na friend yangu na dame yake.”

[theehomempress @EnnaWanji]

@onjolo_kenya The rest are Okey . Wachana na Arsenal 😂

[nana aba @thenanaaba]

Dear Mexico….

As discussed.

Signed,
53 African counties

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

The USA shouldn’t be allowed to host any major sporting events that involves participants from outside the USA.

[zak🪡 @ZakKnowsBall]

don’t bid for the world cup if you don’t want the WORLD to be part of the world cup