Balloon boy! (On Employment)

EATMYSHIT

Parody account based upon Enragement child himself bc its funny
Just don't be a weirdo I ain't dealing with all that
Mainly a frickbear's account.

[Balloon boy! (On Employment) @EnrageChild]

FINALLY FAZFUCK AND CO COULD NOT STOP ME FROM ENTERING THE REAL- WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.
Enragement Child is here when no one asked.

[Balloon boy! (On Employment) @EnrageChild]

@Swagtrap87 YOU SHIT EATING ASSHOLE.

[Experimental Takeover @Q84CWHelloWorld]

[while I wait for the other post to do something, OOE thing I stole]

[Balloon boy! (On Employment) @EnrageChild]

@Q84CWHelloWorld //Literal first person I ever interacted with (technically) plus its fun to learn about a character I know nothing about :D

[Balloon boy! (On Employment) @EnrageChild]

@Swagtrap87 YEAH THIS PLACE IS REALLY SOMETHING...ANYWAYS BUYMYSHIT.

[Balloon boy! (On Employment) @EnrageChild]

WHEN THE FUCK DID PISSLORD GET HERE.

[Springtrap, The FNaFb Master @Swagtrap87]

[open int]
so
uh
anyone else here in this whatever the fuck

[Balloon boy! (On Employment) @EnrageChild]

@Swagtrap87 ....I WENT ON VACATION. AND GOT EMPLOYED.

[Balloon boy! (On Employment) @EnrageChild]

@Swagtrap87 //Spent a minute laughing at this

AH YES. WHEN I ENACTED MY PLAN THAT RESULTED IN MY ARRIVAL HERE. IT ALSO BROUGHT BACK MY WONDEROUS BODY.

[Balloon boy! (On Employment) @EnrageChild]

@Swagtrap87 I'VE BEEN HERE FOR 3 MONTHS....TIMELINE FUCKERY GETS YOU A LONG WAY. HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE???

[Balloon boy! (On Employment) @EnrageChild]

@QUITE_HUMPHREY //The reason Audio Scares him off is a ref to the fact animatronics "attack" by screaming in Fnafb lol (oh and he uhh magically vanishes leaving the normal BB behind or sum you gotta get that key!)

[Balloon boy! (On Employment) @EnrageChild]

(A certain individual is standing in the spot BB would normally be at...though they look similar its clearly not the same)

[Withered Foxy and Lana (BACK TO WORK !) @QUITE_HUMPHREY]

// totally not a repost because i forgot to actually write int stuff shush
[EVENT INT SALVAGE INT BAIT 2: THE SEQUEL DEQUEL]
[Lana would, yet again, make it to the second salvage location.]
🧦: ... okay! here again! yippie!
[Do bullshit]

[Balloon boy! (On Employment) @EnrageChild]

@QUITE_HUMPHREY //BB fr fr paying to come along

Salvage?}{Sucess!}
{Report note...}
{BB Will force other animatronics to "Git Gud" Buffing their AI level and giving them sunglasses while the buff is active...simply use the audio lure in the vent he is on to scare him off}

[Balloon boy! (On Employment) @EnrageChild]

@QUITE_HUMPHREY //kinda fucked it up but uhh....yeah lol

[Balloon boy! (On Employment) @EnrageChild]

@QUITE_HUMPHREY THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL! I ASSURE YOU I WILL FIT RIGHT IN...

{MODEL NAME: Balloon Boy?}
{THREAT LEVEL: Average}
{DEFENSE TYPE: Vents, Audiolure}
{SALVAGE VALUE: $11.00}
{YOUR CUT: $11.00}

[Balloon boy! (On Employment) @EnrageChild]

@QUITE_HUMPHREY WHY THANK YOU!

ANYWAYS IM MAGIC OOH... DONT THINK TOO HARD ABOUT IT. BUT I KINDA NEED TO GET OUTTA THIS PLACE. ITS UH....KILLING THE VIBE YEAH!

[Balloon boy! (On Employment) @EnrageChild]

@Q84CWHelloWorld //👀

[Balloon boy! (On Employment) @EnrageChild]

@QUITE_HUMPHREY ...UHH DO NOT WORRY ABOUT THAT HELLO THERE SALVAGER! HAHA!

[Balloon boy! (On Employment) @EnrageChild]

@BonabelleSden //1 a shame I was unaware of that....2 that is the most in character thing to happen to another enragement child LOL.

[Balloon boy! (On Employment) @EnrageChild]

...THIS PLACE IS BORING AS SHIT.

[Balloon boy! (On Employment) @EnrageChild]

@BonabelleSden ...HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE. WE ARENT EVEN OPEN YET.

IS THAT MY FUCKING HAT.

[Balloon boy! (On Employment) @EnrageChild]

@shadowfrickbear SHADOW URSINE MAN I HAVE AN OFFER TO PROPOSE.

[Balloon boy! (On Employment) @EnrageChild]

@QUITE_HUMPHREY //How dare you possible be Inactive on one of your parody accounts...tsk tsk tsk lsilly)