BadDatingAdvice

Ever wanted to add a little spice to your dating life? EnterageDating are here to give you the advice you need to get rid of those first date jitters.

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Want a Star Wars themed party? Well, don't cause no one will turn up. You'll find yourself going #HandSolo while crying in bed.

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Don't give up on your first love. Follow her home, sneak into her room, hide under her bed. You'll laugh about it on your wedding day.

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#DareToBe the one bloke who wanks at work before shaking his bosses hands.

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Looking for a hot date? go to the sauna.

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spent 15 minutes looking for my wireless mouse to avoid using the laptop one. I can't tell whether it was laziness or not. #studentlife

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Dress up as a bush and hide by your crushes house. Get to know them, minus the long conversation. #bore #BadDatingAdvice #AlternativeDating

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Why Netflix and chill when you can just have sex and sneak out afterwards. Save yourself the hassle. #BadDatingAdvice #AlternativeDating

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Can't find a good woman? Fuck a pickled uterus instead. #AlternativeDating #BadDatingAdvice

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#MakeAMovieWhiter by having a dad that hangs around the whole film. A film to watch on a bad date. #AlternativeDating #BadDatingAdvice

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#LetsMakeTodayBetterBy opening up about our experiences with Anal during the staff meeting. #AlternativeDating #BadDatingAdvice #Anal

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Having a stressful day and need to relax before your date? Dildo's and Heroin are a great way to unwind. #AlternativeDating #BadDatingAdvice

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Say 'I'm going down under' in an Australian accent before giving him a BJ. #AlternativeDating #BadDatingAdvice #youknowyouraustralianwhen

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Santes Dwynwen Hapus. Drown a town to celebrate. #WelshTradition #AlternativeDating #BadDatingAdvice #DespiteBeingTaughtInWelsh

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@JeremyClarkson has gone so far down in my books, it's like a 7ft tall man giving a 4ft girl head. #AlternativeDating #BadDatingAdvice

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Monday got you down? Hide under his desk and give him a surprise blow-job. #mondaymotivation #AlternativeDating #BadDatingAdvice

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Want Cayote Ugly to leave? Talk in welsh the next day to drive him out. #AlternativeDating #BadDatingAdvice #DespiteBeingTaughtInWelsh

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Wide vagina? Attach guide ropes before he goes down on you. Tell him to tug thrice if in need of help #AlternativeDating #BadDatingAdvice

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If you want him to know just how wide you are, tell him you use a dog as a tampon #AlternativeDating #BadDatingAdvice #Luxury #Tampons

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Have sex in the dark. He'll think your period is lube. #AlternativeDating #BadDatingAdvice

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Sexting? If he sends you a dick pic, send one back. Reciprocation is major 🔑 #BadDatingAdvice #AlternativeDating #DJKhaled #WaitWhat