Dave Hayward

Unfinished Novelist, Unintentional Contrarian

[Dave Hayward @EnterTheDave]

@SeanscSs @BNightengale You know the competitive balance argument is complete bullshit, right? You can't legislate away incompetence.

[Dave Hayward @EnterTheDave]

@RealMichaelKay The lady doth protest too much, methinks 😂 . Jokes aside, dude, you'd be negligent in broadcasting a game if you didn't say "perfect through seven" when applicable. We both know the MLB App is blasting out push notifications that say just that.

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@HowieRose "Leading the league in IBB" is an understatement. Judge drew more free passes than any entire other team. That's Barry Bonds stuff.

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@JMPSimor Don't underestimate how rampant this is across continents, professions, and socioeconomic status

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@JMPSimor Bloody Yank here, who was welcomed by England 20 years ago. Fun times, BTW. The far right in my country is grasping at straws and loves to say "but look what's going on in Country X!" They get really quiet when you reply "giving all citizens a base level of health care? "

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Hey, @YESNetwork , if you're going to offer me a Spanish language broadcast, at least make SOME effort to sync the audio

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@M_Marakovits Hey, is Suzyn okay? Or is she just getting a couple (well deserved) days off?

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@HowieRose Howie, I'm a huge yankees fan and I love you as a broadcaster. So much respect.

[Dave Hayward @EnterTheDave]

@BryanHoch With IKF moving around in search of a position, it feels like Peraza / Cabrera keeping the seat warm for Volpe is the most likely scenario

[Dave Hayward @EnterTheDave]

@BriannaWu @elonmusk Do you know how hard it is to lose 200 billion?!

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Raking leaves is the closest suburbanites get to understanding Sisyphus

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I knew my neighborhood had gone bougie when for Mischief Night the kids started using 2-ply

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@YankeesSlut I had a similar reaction; that trade makes no sense on the face. Either Monty pissed off someone internally or the team knows something about Bader we (and the Cards) don't, or some combination of both

[Dave Hayward @EnterTheDave]

Thanks @dcone36 for mentioning @ToeingTheSlab on a broadcast. As a long ago teenage pitcher and current pitching nerd it feels like a podcast made with me specifically in mind. Matt Blake was great. @Yankees

[Dave Hayward @EnterTheDave]

I want to start a support group for people who wanted to throw something at their TV when Monty got pulled on 71 pitches after 6 innings plus a batter of 1-run ball. You with me @CC_Sabathia ? @R2C2 #Yankees

[bomani @bomani_jones]

out chea!

[Nestor Cortes @Cortes_1210]

I want to get back to this !

[Dave Hayward @EnterTheDave]

@GinaGrad Gina, you are amazing. And maybe the hottest woman on the planet.

[Sophia Cohen @sophiarosecohen]

By mistake showed up at 7 PM thinking I was late but pleasantly surprised I’m here early! Guess I’ll have another beer… who’s here tonight? #LGM

[Dave Hayward @EnterTheDave]

. @dcone36 I think I found @RealMichaelKay 's worst nightmare. @YESNetwork