Capt James T Kirk. (Parody)

Captain of the USS Enterprise. Taken by @RadiantMedic. @StarfleetHub #BoneHead (Star Trek RP/AU/MC 21 +)

[Capt James T Kirk. (Parody) @EnticingCapt]

don't believe in no-win scenarios."
🚀 Captain James T Kirk
✨ Captain of the USS Enterprise
🚀 Married to @RadiantMedic
✨ First Officer: @LogicOfSpock
🚀 Written by #BoneHead
✨ #StarTrek #Parody
🚀 RT

[Capt James T Kirk. (Parody) @EnticingCapt]

@SpunkyLilArrow I can't make promises Kate Bishop. I am an assassin. [Watches you glaring as I keep eating some macaroni.]

[Capt James T Kirk. (Parody) @EnticingCapt]

@SpunkyLilArrow Don't be silly Kate Bishop. I'm your best friend.

[Capt James T Kirk. (Parody) @EnticingCapt]

@SpunkyLilArrow It is the only door Kate Bishop.

[Capt James T Kirk. (Parody) @EnticingCapt]

I come from different universe. In my universe I was successful in eliminating Clint Barton. This universe has version of me married to Clint Barton. Weird but at least my sister is a alive in this one and married to Captain America. Kate Bishop @SpunkyLilArrow is best friend.

[Capt James T Kirk. (Parody) @EnticingCapt]

@SpunkyLilArrow @FastHeroics Fine I won't hurt him for now Kate Bishop. [Gets out my phone to show you a picture of who hired me.] But this is who hired me.

[Capt James T Kirk. (Parody) @EnticingCapt]

@SpunkyLilArrow

[Capt James T Kirk. (Parody) @EnticingCapt]

@SpunkyLilArrow That is not an option Kate Bishop. You take the option where I am roommate. That is best option Kate Bishop.

[Capt James T Kirk. (Parody) @EnticingCapt]

@SpunkyLilArrow I could stalk you or I could eliminate you Kate Bishop. Which do you prefer Kate Bishop.

[Capt James T Kirk. (Parody) @EnticingCapt]

@SpunkyLilArrow @FastHeroics [Laughs hard at the thought.] You kill me? You're very funny Kate Bishop. Very funny. I'm not here to eliminate you Kate Bishop. Rather to recruit you. I know who hired me and you're going to help me take them down.

[Capt James T Kirk. (Parody) @EnticingCapt]

@SpunkyLilArrow There is that one crazy aunt you have Kate Bishop.

[Capt James T Kirk. (Parody) @EnticingCapt]

@SpunkyLilArrow @FastHeroics I know everything about you Kate Bishop. Your highschool grades, your first love, your first kiss. Every little secret Kate Bishop. [Laughs some while eating some macaroni.] Now eat eat, Kate Bishop.

[Capt James T Kirk. (Parody) @EnticingCapt]

@SpunkyLilArrow @FastHeroics Yes yes. It's how all Widows laugh Kate Bishop.

[Capt James T Kirk. (Parody) @EnticingCapt]

@SpunkyLilArrow @FastHeroics If he did he wouldn't like it Kate Bishop. Now eat this macaroni. I made some Kate Bishop.

[Capt James T Kirk. (Parody) @EnticingCapt]

@SpunkyLilArrow @FastHeroics No no certainly not Kate Bishop. [Pauses for moment then laughs.]

[Capt James T Kirk. (Parody) @EnticingCapt]

@SpunkyLilArrow Nonsense Kate Bishop. I know you live with @FastHeroics. He's a speedy one.