Damon Salvatore

I have @MagnifiedBlonde whipped. Brother to the mad bunny eater, @Royal_Ripperx.

[Damon Salvatore @EnticingVampire]

@MagnifiedBlonde @VisceralRedHead No. If I really wanted it, I would've said please.

[Damon Salvatore @EnticingVampire]

A blonde & a redhead is /not/ a good combo.

[Damon Salvatore @EnticingVampire]

@VisceralRedHead @MagnifiedBlonde Let's not gang up on the gentleman, ladies.

[Damon Salvatore @EnticingVampire]

@VisceralRedHead Who cares what Caroline wants? She's a vampire. It comes with the job.

[Damon Salvatore @EnticingVampire]

@AmplifiedBarbie Oh, but it's "not true", so nothing will be thought of it. Give credit where it's earned.

[Damon Salvatore @EnticingVampire]

@AmplifiedBarbie That reached a new level of petty. I'll stop for now.

[Damon Salvatore @EnticingVampire]

@AmplifiedBarbie Which is why we stick to the DM's. My devious plans are always a "beauty".

[Damon Salvatore @EnticingVampire]

My TW accounts, however, weren't always as lucky.

[Damon Salvatore @EnticingVampire]

// I can honestly say that this is the chillest RP account I've ever had. Glad I lucked out with a non-batshit crazy mate here.

[Damon Salvatore @EnticingVampire]

@AmplifiedBarbie Take it from a heartless bitch who knows everything and always comes out on top.

[Damon Salvatore @EnticingVampire]

@AmplifiedBarbie If it makes you feel better, you probably are. [Smirks.]

[Damon Salvatore @EnticingVampire]

@VisceralRedHead So they say. Feel free to invade Carolina's closet. I need more room to store the dead bod-........whatever helps you sleep at night.

[Damon Salvatore @EnticingVampire]

@AmplifiedBarbie I'm fast as lightning, but not fast enough.

[Damon Salvatore @EnticingVampire]

For the first time in history, Damon Salvatore takes cover.

[Damon Salvatore @EnticingVampire]

@VisceralRedHead Oh look, it worked. No one said anything about cheating. Here you go causing drama first thing.

[Damon Salvatore @EnticingVampire]

@AmplifiedBarbie Gag. I still don't see it.

[Damon Salvatore @EnticingVampire]

It also attracts that loud redhead from Beacon Hills sometimes.

[Damon Salvatore @EnticingVampire]

Legend has it that if you spin around three times while saying "high heels", Blondie appears.