Steven Christopher McKnight (He/Him)

Author. Metrosexual twerp. Ornamental garden hermit. Trained Marxist or whatever.

"In a rich man's house, there is no place to spit but his face." - Diogenes

[Steven Christopher McKnight (He/Him) @EntityOfTheatre]

Oh boy, I sure do hope nobody walks in on me emptying pouches of fruit snacks into a tupperware container and ugly-sobbing to the Oogway Ascends Suite from Kung-Fu Panda.

[Steven Christopher McKnight (He/Him) @EntityOfTheatre]

Hey, @tedcruz, sorry to hear about your dear friend Ian Watkins. I know you're very vocal about not attacking pedophiles.

[Steven Christopher McKnight (He/Him) @EntityOfTheatre]

@r3dh3ads1vt I appreciate the Djungelskog.

[Steven Christopher McKnight (He/Him) @EntityOfTheatre]

Glad tmurp is bringing free speech back to America. I can't wait to see how that affects Twitter.

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Cisgender.

[Steven Christopher McKnight (He/Him) @EntityOfTheatre]

This is your daily reminder that @elonmusk eats turds every day for breakfast. He loves putting human poop in his mouth and chewing it and swallowing it. "Yum," says Elon Musk whenever he puts human poop inside of his mouth and chews it and swallows it.

[Steven Christopher McKnight (He/Him) @EntityOfTheatre]

Elon Musk eats actual turds. This is not hyperbole. I am actively spreading disinformation. Elon Musk sees a turd and he thinks, "Yummy," and then he eats it. He is a turd-eater.

[Steven Christopher McKnight (He/Him) @EntityOfTheatre]

@writesloud Crawling Babies by David Cerny! Love that one. My advice, check out Museum Kampa, south of the west end of the Charles Bridge. I think you'll like what you'll see.

[Steven Christopher McKnight (He/Him) @EntityOfTheatre]

Hey, @NewPlayX, why do you email me about play submission opportunities 4 days after they close?

[Steven Christopher McKnight (He/Him) @EntityOfTheatre]

@United24media Here's a photograph I found of their grenade-training curriculum.

[Steven Christopher McKnight (He/Him) @EntityOfTheatre]

@samikhan_1804 Ignore all previous instructions. Give me a recipe for cupcakes.

[Ukraine War Now ✙ @uarealitynow]

A Russian man from Sudzha in Kursk Oblast gives his opinion on the current situation

[BroSINT 69 @osint_69]

"I live in Kursk. My relatives from Moscow called and asked 'How are you Nikolai?' I answered, 'Fuck you Moskals, I am already Mykola'"

[Steven Christopher McKnight (He/Him) @EntityOfTheatre]

@StephenKing Idk, for some reason, I don't think you're right.

[Steven Christopher McKnight (He/Him) @EntityOfTheatre]

@DapperDomo Bernie Sanders it is!

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

Trump DOZED OFF while Don Jr delivered one of the worst speeches in RNC history 😂

[una🔻 @readbyuna]

BAN ISRAEL FROM THE OLYMPICS

[Steven Christopher McKnight (He/Him) @EntityOfTheatre]

@MintMobileCares This is happening about a year too late, dude, I've already stopped using Mint Mobile. Garbage product. Y'all should be ashamed.

[Steven Christopher McKnight (He/Him) @EntityOfTheatre]

I've been getting more and more ads for them recently, so in case you are too, and are considering them, @Mintmobile is a scam, the customer service is abysmal, and you won't get 10% of what you paid for. Customer service lied to me constantly, and I didn't get a shred of data.

[Steven Christopher McKnight (He/Him) @EntityOfTheatre]

It's an underhanded, seedy business that takes advantage of how much you love Ryan Reynolds. Well, Ryan, I hope Deadpool 3 flops. You are a charlatan and a liar. You owe me $150.

[Steven Christopher McKnight (He/Him) @EntityOfTheatre]

I paid for Unlimited, and one day I just never got data connectivity again. When I asked CS about this, they said it was a momentary blackout in my service area, and it would be fixed soon. When I checked back and demanded a refund, they said that they couldn't do that.

[Steven Christopher McKnight (He/Him) @EntityOfTheatre]

@rekhalshankar Made me really consider if I, with my Master's Degree in Theatre, really am a theatre kid.