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Ari (about getting Drama a job): I don't care if its a scene where he's getting gang-raped by a gaggle of silverback apes

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Turtle: Do you think girls are sitting around asking themselves 'Do you like guys with real calves or fake calves'?
Drama: It's not the time

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Eric: The question is would you get laid without Vince??
Turtle: Do I give a fuck? That's the answer

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Ari: Keep your eyes on Andrew Kline.
Lloyd: Keep my eyes on him how?
Ari: Pretend he's Zac Efron's Ballsack

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“I’ve been working steady for the past 12 years, minus the last three.” - Drama

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Lizzy: You got the [NFL] meeting? Shit that's impressive.
Ari: Yeah, I'd blow myself if I was more flexible.

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[at the home of a Hollywood "madam" and her girls] Turtle, if you can't get laid here, turn your dick in. - Drama

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"I don't want to be bothered unless it's Carmen Electra calling for an emergency tiddy fuck" - Ari

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Drama: You're like a chick....the guy cannot have unemotional sex
E: I didn't have sex.
Drama: Whatever. You can't whack off without weeping

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E: [to Drama] The only person you ever loved is yourself.
Drama: What's not to love.

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“I’ll beat that old fuck and throw him in the pool! [to his young kids] … Only Daddy speaks that way.” - Ari

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"Call me Helen Keller because I'm a fucking miracle worker!" - Ari

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[classic] "Lets hug it out, bitch" - Ari