Jared (finite)

Aspiring museum burglar

[Jared (finite) @EntropyCabbage]

“The knowledge of its falsity eats at you.” -Museum of Rare Birds Burglar

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@LeakerSpeedz Lock in

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

The gap in my resume is from when darkness took me and I strayed out of thought and time. Stars wheeled overhead, and every day was as long as the life age of the earth. But it was not the end.

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Watching the ‘Frank Vs. Russia’ episode of It’s Always Sunny and shouting, “That’s the master-slave dialectic!” At the ‘SINNED’ scene to a room of people who have no idea what that means

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@usuallygassy Stop meaningmaxing

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“I know exactly what you mean.” I say over the symphony of voices in the bar, entirely unable to grasp any semblance of meaning outside of my own experience, utterly alienated from everyone and everything

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No, no, I’m not an animal. I know it seems that way but I fuck and eat in abstract ways, I swear

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@heygurisingh This is expected—it would be flabbergasting if they somehow proved that AI “understood” things. Consciousness is required to understand and think, there is no reason for the default position to be that AI is capable of experiencing anything or that it’s conscious.

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His Psalms are heady,
Faith meek,
Thy hand was heavy,
Body of Christ on his hair shirt already

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@usuallygassy LMAO

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“Support small businesses!” And then the small business is just a microcosm of big businesses but less efficient

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When I first learned that trees are alive I became terrified, I closed my blinds and avoided their gazes. Suddenly the world was inhabited by silent, watchful giants

[Jared (finite) @EntropyCabbage]

@usuallygassy Mack donalds

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@usuallygassy Is this regarding left or right or all matters

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It’s my dream to one day be recognized by a stranger for how good I am at telling left from right

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Can’t spell “Heraclitus” without “clit”

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I’m patient zero of the 2025 dance plague

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Giving out prions as a party favor

[Jared (finite) @EntropyCabbage]

Can I come over and drink your well water

[Jared (finite) @EntropyCabbage]

Frustrated boss: “Do you even want to complete this task?”

Me, thinking about freewill: “I am completely determined.”

[Jared (finite) @EntropyCabbage]

The way people think about cars is so funny

“Toyotas are good cars”
“Volvos last long”
“Subarus are for lesbians”
They’re spoken about as if their qualities transfer from year to year, eternally

The only true eternal quality here is that suburbs are for lesbians