Chris Messenger

If you can read this you're too close.

[Chris Messenger @Entryist]

@sydneyfife29 Not important...

[Chris Messenger @Entryist]

@sydneyfife29 You can answer your message if you like...

[Chris Messenger @Entryist]

@sydneyfife29 I fucking miss you

[Chris Messenger @Entryist]

@sydneyfife29 @StaticOwls The chance would be a fine thing...

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@sydneyfife29 👌

[Chris Messenger @Entryist]

@sydneyfife29 Hey, I've messaged

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@_youhadonejob

[Chris Messenger @Entryist]

@DaveGorman Wrong. It's Gareth Gates. If I knew who Gareth Gates is, which I don't.

[Sarcasm Machine @Sarcasm_Machine]

If you can read this, you're not having sex either.

[Tony Cowards @TonyCowards]

Great news, I just passed my engraving exam, I scored an A.

[Chris Messenger @Entryist]

@Almighty_faye Twitter is fucking shit

[Chris Messenger @Entryist]

@Almighty_faye "resembles the three penny bit" evoking some quality rhyming slang.

[Chris Messenger @Entryist]

@Almighty_faye I'm going to make a statue of you out of metal or Lego, with a courtyard of engravings of the amazing shit you blurt out

[Chris Messenger @Entryist]

@Almighty_faye I was once killed by a taxi driver. Don't like to talk about it.

[Tony Cowards @TonyCowards]

Lost my job for going to Brighton, turns out what my boss had actually said was "I want you in bright and early tomorrow".

[Chris Messenger @Entryist]

@Almighty_faye Hello Daaave?

[smallcarBIGCITY @smallcarBIGCITY]

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