👑 JULIAN 👑

Artist

Humphrey Adala ™

Ineligible Bachelor ™

Killers On Speed Dial ™

[👑 JULIAN 👑 @EnveeXix]

@guylikericky Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn 😂😂💀

[👑 JULIAN 👑 @EnveeXix]

@guylikericky Yeah I'm light skin but I'm still a dark nigguh 😭🎶

[👑 JULIAN 👑 @EnveeXix]

Thick ass, nose ring having, dera wearing, good conversationalist mamacitas..the coast is really where iss at 😭❤

[ʀ¡ᴄᴋʏ @guylikericky]

Girls with swahili accents will finish me I swear.

[👑 JULIAN 👑 @EnveeXix]

@guylikericky *Talking shit about the same people you hang out with on the regular
*Doing toxic shit n playing victim
*Wishing your hommies the best just as long as they don't do better than you
*Getting mad bcuz you got caught cheating n making your partner apologize for catching you 😂😂

[👑 JULIAN 👑 @EnveeXix]

@guylikericky Once you taste petite mami greatness..ain't no going back 😭❤

[👑 JULIAN 👑 @EnveeXix]

Ifykyk 😂😂

[ʀ¡ᴄᴋʏ @guylikericky]

Stima zikipotea ndio unajuanga ukona bat instincts, unaguza guzanga furniture na wall ukiendaga kutafuta candle kama umefunga macho😂

[👑 JULIAN 👑 @EnveeXix]

@Wakadinali Nikikumbuka Munga Domani once said..
"East napumzika fiti ni ka nimelala jela zote Embakasi"
Naskia kupea industry mzima pajamas juu they really sleeping on bro 💯💯

[👑 JULIAN 👑 @EnveeXix]

@guylikericky peep this..
The hommie : Msupa, kweni pH yako ni above 7
Girl : Lol, why!?
The hommie : Cuz you basic AF
Me n my girl in the backseat :

[👑 JULIAN 👑 @EnveeXix]

Hio IT ni juu ya how she's clowning you ama 😭

[ʀ¡ᴄᴋʏ @guylikericky]

Your woman anatoka from clerk to Assistant Human Resource Manager in 3 months na akona certificate in animal husbandry with IT

[👑 JULIAN 👑 @EnveeXix]

Biiiiiiiiiiittcchh!!
Btw sijakuambia..

[ʀ¡ᴄᴋʏ @guylikericky]

Tweet as if this is a WhatsApp search button for a girls phone

[👑 JULIAN 👑 @EnveeXix]

@itsyungbeyt yo...you really on @shekhinahd new sh*t 😭
Idk how you feel, but I been rooted for this collab..thanks ❤
We really sleeping on you ❌🎓

[👑 JULIAN 👑 @EnveeXix]

Nobody :
Nobody at all :
Literally nobody :
Me for the 8th time : Play @OCTOPIZZO Swaga za wapi ft. Maga.

[👑 JULIAN 👑 @EnveeXix]

@rekles__k I've always dreamed of a Rekles X Shenseea jam. 🔥🔥🔥

[👑 JULIAN 👑 @EnveeXix]

@sautisol My Everything ft. India Arie >>>>
This song gon get a lot of y'all pregnant 😂😂

[👑 JULIAN 👑 @EnveeXix]

@bukhalahbryan Unasplit her waters 😂😂🌊

[👑 JULIAN 👑 @EnveeXix]

@Mabele_N Finally someone got it. 😂😂 my dark humor elite

[👑 JULIAN 👑 @EnveeXix]

Homegirl Shakilla prolly gon ask John the Baptist for some head 💀 💀

[Billy, The GOAT @_CrazyNairobian]

Can't wait to get to heaven and do some dark humour,

"Aye Lot, pass me the salt"

[👑 JULIAN 👑 @EnveeXix]

@kwskenya "No Animals were harmed during this episode" 😂😂
#iykyk

[ʀ¡ᴄᴋʏ @guylikericky]

Someone said once you start masturbating there's no going back, how true is that??

[👑 JULIAN 👑 @EnveeXix]

Iss the reverse call for me.

[👑 JULIAN 👑 @EnveeXix]

Just like "Babangu ni polisi" back when we wuz kids. 😂😂

[Billy, The GOAT @_CrazyNairobian]

"We unanijua kweli wewe?" is one of the most empty threats in the history of threats.