Pizzarina Sbarro

heir to the sbarro pizza & calzone fortune

[big mike @bigmanruins]

I’m gonna be honest if we were not a completely lobotomized populace being run by opportunists, the army corp of engineers would be modernizing our entire sewer system yesterday

[Pizzarina Sbarro @EnverHozier]

@DeforrestFrank @aaron_renn https://t.co/46IjTtZKGL

[Pizzarina Sbarro @EnverHozier]

I think the guy who was working the front guest at the gym deleted my requested songs from the queue… fuck you asshole

[kate wehwalt @mcmansionhell]

chat is this good

[hil @plume__]

lady on the weather channel talking remotely to a correspondent on a snowy beach asked “would you say that there’s a certain beauty to the snow blowing around on the beach?” and he said yes he would say that

[Kae 📸 @i_shoot_RAWs]

@theJayAlto

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

[fangmeli @pangmeli]

I think suburban life produces an expansive sense of what "home" is – the house is home, but the SUV is also home, and the big box store is also home. a continuous chain of contained, privatized experiences, like never leaving the womb. why not wear pajamas

[Peter Wolf @peterawolf]

Native Americans having Stone Age technology prior to the Columbian Exchange demonstrated how very much was possible with Stone Age technology.

And, with the exception of Andean camelids, all this *without* any beast of burden larger than a dog. Magnificent achievements.

[Pizzarina Sbarro @EnverHozier]

Ciara if you see this I love you I love that you have a sexy football husband with an adorable and trustworthy face and 4 beautiful children you deserve that diva

[Pizzarina Sbarro @EnverHozier]

Goodies by Ciara (ft. Petey Pablo) probably holds the world record for being the sexiest song about staying celibate https://t.co/DdTYgLfIB0 @ciara @DaRealPetey

[Pizzarina Sbarro @EnverHozier]

this was my jam when I was a lil gay 4-7 year old skating around

[Hot Take Appreciator @IHateNYT]

Smoking crack in Whole Foods @WholeFoods
@WholeFoodsUK #WholeFoods

[Pizzarina Sbarro @EnverHozier]

had my annual review today (got complimented for 30 minutes straight 💁🏻‍♂️)

[Pizzarina Sbarro @EnverHozier]

sorry I just saw a YouTube short

[Pizzarina Sbarro @EnverHozier]

bouncin on it like a model t

[Alan Fisher @alanthefisher]

@owenbroadcast his art helped inspire some of the early concept art and the general mid century industrial vibes for Team Fortress 2

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

when driving around i often think about the paintings of charles sheeler (1883 - 1965). many of the things we presently see as visual noise, he found beautiful and dedicated his life to capturing: