Anoze Dutton

High functioning copy - paster | obsessed with data + automation | unsung DIY pro | Philomath

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

i think very highly of myself; not out of ego, but because of growth. i know exactly what it took for me to become me.

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

start making people realize it's a privilege to be connected to you.

[Austin @IamAroke]

I'm tired of pretending.

Most standup meetings exist to make managers feel involved, not to help developers.

[Anoze Dutton @Enviraid]

@jeffrey_dalyop_ Or Saka

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@EOEboh Classists will argue, but it's true

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@cknze1 @yaygha Appearance still shows the manner! We just don't listen!

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

Nigerian Men will marry broke women from poor homes, spend millions on their bride price and marriage lists, give them a roof to sleep under, and provide the food they'll eat but because madam prepared the food and hasn't dished it yet, they're scared to take from it. So they have to pretend to steal in their own house from a meal they bought with their own money.

Who did this to Nigerian men?

[Anoze Dutton @Enviraid]

@iam_kingsempire @codedbruhh Why did you attempt to learn in the first place??

[Mazi Nathan @rukky_nate]

If your woman is coming over for the first time, make sure there’s food in the house.

Prepare the meals yourself and leave the plates in the sink after you eat.

After sex, if there is any, don’t make the bed.

If at no point she offers to cook, wash the plates, or make the bed, don’t say a word.

Observe her over a few more visits. If it becomes a pattern, end that relationship.

It’s not in your place to domesticate or teach her simple courtesy.

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

“I cook for my husband”= You’re a slave

“We split the bills”= Your husband is useless

“I spoil my wife”= You’re a simp

“I dress modestly”= You’re in an abusive marriage

“My wife and I make decisions together”= You’re not a real man

“I can’t do random nights out because I’m married” = You’re husband/wife is controlling

“My wife earns more than me”= You’re a useless leech

“My husband is the breadwinner”= You have no say since you bring nothing to the table

“I don’t need a male/female bestie because I’m married”= Your partner is insecure

This is how some of you see the world 😂

Y’all are far too pathetic and miserable to really understand what goes into making a marriage successful. Happy couples should keep it to themselves because you guys will find a fault in everything they do.

[𝐌 @MooreRMCF]

I actually agree and can’t fault having a PSG player as the MOTM because they won but it would be so nice if awards are given without certain contexts.

For the 120 mins’ the ball was in play for, there was no better player on that pitch yesterday than Gabriel Magalhaes.

[Maverick @___Nans]

You can see why Arteta wants Rogers

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@Arsenalinsider5 Next season will be too late, cash in now!

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@RedCartelHQ @Mukkyfresh We are so many! There is way more to be proud of from our team.

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@Ifreke He has been glory hunting all season, his fans won't let one call that spade our because they made him into a cult hero and like children, they need that Spiderman context to survive, hence star boy.

[Jamie Hendon @JamiePires7]

@MoArsenal86 Odegaard has to go guys. So proud of the boys but he has to go.

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

Hand on heart, I dont feel sad at all. Im so fucking proud of this group. Won us a PL after 22 years and took us to a UCL final. Kings who will be remembered forever. 99% of Europe would want our season.

Thank you Mikel and Thank you Arsenal.

I recognise my football club again.

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

Congratulations to the boys. You made us dream. We go again next season.

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🦇 @fwsodiq]

its important to remember that your goal is to do well, not to convince other people that your doing well.

[Johnmark Obiefuna @jayhemz]

CAREER TIP: When you know you've hacked pushing out quality work at scale, endeavour to reduce your speed, if not your work will be undervalued and underrated.

Pass it on.