Renzo

[ヤ @MatekoBenzaX]

The vampire after I cover my entire body with garlic except my meat

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

messi missing the penalty vs austria so he can only score from open play

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

before sex
boy: texts girl
girl: replies five hours later

after sex
girl: texts boy
boy: replies next week

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

How the woman you’re cheating on your fiancé with looks on the night of your wedding to the dumb broad

[𝑨𝒏𝒇𝒊𝒔𝒂 🐾 called baby by sabrina @anfiixx]

calm down girl im EASY

[toxic king @toxicking]

Getting blocked so their relationship would work is wild

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

me if we ever broke up

[Seeking 🐸🍄 @seekingaround17]

Master has given dobby a glock

[nikki freeman's defense lawyer ★ @sabatouille]

WE'RE ALL GONNA DlE ANYWAY!
EAT. THAT. PUSSY.

[v @Valcamio]

my favorite S3X position is any of them. I'm just glad to be involved

[autist @litteralyme0]

- My horses: held
- Rome: built over the course of several day
- The ice I'm walking on: thick
- Bit off: just enough to chew
- My Book: judged by its content
- My marbles: accounted for
- The hand that fed me: unbitten

[゛ ☆ .ᐟ ⋆ @veinIuvr]

the glasses stay ON during seggs

[℘ @loveasprayer]

yung akala nila hindi ka kumakain kasi miserable ka pero ang totoo nag-iipon ka lang ng pera para may pambili ka ng BARIL