eofallthings

Here to solve P vs NP and work for justice. This is a transnational crime syndicate masquerading as a government.

[eofallthings @eofallthings]

"We are trapped in a reality TV autocrat's funhouse mirror, a blurred continuum of shock and sorrow that exhausts our capacity for clarity of thought." - Sarah Kendzior

That’s it. That’s the tweet.

[Ileana 🕷️ @devillishdiary]

I don’t train men like dogs because I don’t hit dogs when I train them

[Megan Stevenson @MeganTStevenson]

Turns out I was featured in this very dumb article about long covid. And the guy lives in my small town and didn’t even reach out to ask for my perspective! Just sent him this email.

[eofallthings @eofallthings]

God doesn’t believe in conversion therapy, btw. And if you do, She wants me to tell you that your soul is ugly and rotten.

[No BS Therapist @TweetATherapist]

People on TikTok are like “If someone you don’t know says hi to you as you pass them on a sidewalk, they’re engaging in a manipulation tactic called ‘boundary-bombing’—here’s 5 signs to look out for” and then their next post is “The Village Theory” about how people need community

[Staladus 🐁 @Staladus]

The atheism leaving my body the moment the Pope starts talking about how AI is an affront to God and the new Tower of Babel

[Michaela @mimizima_]

The lashings she’s getting for saying something completely true omg straight people are so fucking insecure and dishonest with themselves. Meanwhile I like to actively flirt with my friends’ boyfriends like let’s have some fun this beat is sick

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

THIS. IS. BAD. Right now only funds that are from ill-gotten gains are banned. This WILL be used against Black people, immigrants, people of color, etc. This will be used to criminalize the bail funds (which are already being targeted under RICO laws in some states).

This WILL backfire.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Lee Cronin’s The Pit Stop

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

The purpose of the data centers is to ratchet up the surveillance state. To be able to better surveillance Americans and jail dissidents.

[Ada 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @YPZBYDJCMKatyaa]

trixie when she wasn’t allowed to call whales the f slur on instagram

[lina @triviahct]

reading anne rice’s books is like reading a fic you wrote when you were 12. like it’s so genuinely so bad, but every hundred pages or so, you might be lucky enough to stumble upon some really good line that not even shakespeare could’ve come up with.

[Michelle Lacy @MsMichelle_Lacy]

Social media for dommes in 2026:

"Come do stuff I can't mention, look at NO INSPO PICs bc they aren't allowed. Just imagine it in your mind and fill in the blanks. Watch me do absolutely nothing on a site bc they restricted/removed my content. Google to get in touch."

[🔻Rio Slade 🔻 @RioSlade]

Holy shit this is amazing journalism.

Stop what you're doing and read this.

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Nothing like the putrescent stench that wafts into your face upon learning that the singer of your new favorite song is a staunch supporter of a war-mongering totalitarian dictator. Thank you for opening my nose and eyes to the bull shit. Goddamn it!

[Jason Koebler @jason_koebler]

New: Regretful cities are literally covering their Flock cameras with black trash bags because they cannot figure out how to immediately exit their surveillance contracts or get the cameras taken down:

https://t.co/n8Az3Tkwmo

[eofallthings @eofallthings]

Peace is a double locked door, I’m the whore with the extra key.

[Katya @katya_zamo]

I still miss the days when posting on this app felt like shouting into an empty well instead of throwing a fist full of dried cat shit into the broken window of a vacant crack house

[𓋼𓍊𝐸𝓂𝓅𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓈𝐸𝓁𝒻𝒾𝒾𝑒𓍊𓋼 @EmpressElfiie]

It’s such a wild time to be alive because we have mainstream media posting straight up fetish porn on HBO while independent sex workers are fighting for our lives to exist on social media platforms

[Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior]

New article! Answers to the reader Q & A are up. On nuclear war, civil war, memory, road trip food, birds, the mafia, and TV! Something for everyone!
https://t.co/F06u0Zb32x

[📕 @SwampCommunist]

You google Cuba the whole fucking Top Stories section is Hasan Piker, not the US strengthening the embargo that is evolving into a genocidal seige, not the disgusting affronts to Cuban sovereignty