Joe Stott

BIM Manager for AHR Architects, Revit Evangelist and general BIM Centurion. Views are my own, not those of my employer.

[Joe Stott @EojStott]

What the hell is America doing? 349 million people, and you choose this clown to represent you?? What were you thinking??

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phone call on speaker, then sprays deodorant THEN perfume…in a packed train carriage.. WTF is wrong with some people!! Waiting for the fart I guess…

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Probably worth stocking up on Avocados and selling them on EBay with US shipping.. #goodtimes

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@viralvideos Retard

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just reviewing a "Exchange Information Requirements_Information" document.. 5 pages of nonsense. 1xcover, 1xTOC, 1xResource Info (which just references other docus) 1xIntro/GSL (with nothing in) and 1 blank page.. Amazing work - totally useless #BIMWaste

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Something very satisfying in pasting in commands and coordinates into AutoCAD and watching it dutifully do exactly what you told it.. #oldskool

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"Continued use of the software confirms your acceptance of these revised terms." --- This sort of nonsense is.. erm... nonsense..

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@HumansNoContext Airbnb

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@OneClickLCA Really? REALLY?? Not only are your floating licences hugely expensive, but now you're limiting the number of users who can be in the pool to use said licence to 3 accounts? Talk about creating barriers for adoption!..

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Doing some research into the accuracy of Revit and its single floating point etc and came across this ADSK support page which made me laugh out loud in the office.. Issue: "Line is too short", Solution:Make line longer OR import an image with line on and scale to fit!!.

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Hey @Anoto - where is the pre-order offer for the LivePen for overseas customers?

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Major Contractor STILL asking for us to share our IT Security Breach Procedure with them… erm.. let me think about that for 0.5 of a second… I think it’s probably going to be a NO from me…

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Lazy modelling WILL bite you in the ass at some point..

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Just downloaded my Digital Construction North attendee badge (pdf) - only to find this inside... Not a promising start.

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@elonmusk PLEASE send him to Mars first!!

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More of the orange sleazeball? How embarrassing…

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@elonmusk No shit Sherlock

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@elonmusk Utter bollocks

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@a_shilliday We are clearly well ahead of the curve then.. We have SSO and MFA enabled for pretty much every button on the keyboard....

[Joe Stott @EojStott]

2-factor authentication - I get it.. We have to be safe n all that, but at the same time it's driving me totally nuts.. There must be a point when the number of Auth requests during a typical workday starts to impact productivity not to mention mental well-being. #Techwaste