Eric Peter DeWolff

DeWolff ~ Logical Paradox COMEDY & Obscure Clarity. Humanity! Pebbles on the beach of truth, worn smooth by an ocean of lies. ~ 🎶🐺🐿️💨 ~

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Sundays: Often I go to church just to clutter up other people's prayers. Nothing major, but I do hint to God that everyone is lying.

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A long distance shout out to an old associate named Al.
I think he’s between DC and White Plains, New York.
Adrienne or Sylvia might know where he’s at these days.

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This is not today’s solution on 28 January 2026. Less murder in the news . . . For now . . . for now.

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@itsbighonkin Dexy’s Midnight Runner’s main squeeze, Eileen?

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@itsbighonkin No. Yes. What’s the correct answer?
I Honk loudly for big honkin caboose posts, philosophy, comedy or personal favors. USVet w/zero PTSD, so I appreciate the arts as therapy!
Gratuitously adding: a fan + also aspiring comic DeWolff-man in Minneapolis.
D+🐺🫡 DeWolff salute 😉

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@itsbighonkin Only 1 way to conquer my fears: confront them —> head on! 😉🫡🍑😃

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@Twins Are Jim Perry and Corey Koskie available as middle inning broadcast relievers? It seems the local Hall of Famers are our intangible “Secret Weapons”!
Let’s not sleep on Paul Molitor either!
* As a fan that had no hope after “Black Thursday”, this has been fun! #RiseAsOne!

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@PAOnTheMic your recent Duran Duran riff was just 100% choice lyrical word-smither-y. And Yes, I’m over 50!!

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@bagshark2 @tommychong Meanwhile in another galaxy . . .

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@PuppiesIover Tiger?!
It depends on the personality.

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@JenSue2000 Happy birthday, young lady!

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This:

https://t.co/0btXyLHegz

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@JojosTweety I held my breath!! Glad we’re good!!

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I just voted for Outkast, Cyndi Lauper, The White Stripes, Oasis, The Black Crowes, Bad Company, and Joe Cocker in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame 2025 Fan Vote! https://t.co/kXIVvhsdSf #RockHall #FanVote
Vot-E 4 Yer Favorites!
C’mon Black Crows & Oasis!!

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@Markfry809 All the Who's in Whoville have a similar look . . . just not this one. (Oz, emerald city roustabout & raconteur?)

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@RichardBal66371 @JoeRanieri89 @DougAMacgregor During the IPO. Stay tuned.

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@Tommygunz722 @01001000011010X @JoeRanieri89 @DougAMacgregor Ooo! They’re mating!!

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@historyrock_ Who Wants to Live Forever

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@HulaGirl2020 @JoannaFriedman2 @rx0rcist It might become a parody character now.
Or used as a Weekend Update or walk-on punchline once.

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@Combat_Files Do they dock the pilot’s pay? Stage an inquest?
Does insurance pay damages?
He’s grounded pending the outcome, yes?
Anyone qualified to summarize all the questions?

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@Globalstats11 @AMAZlNGNATURE Any link to on-going disasters?
Asking for a friend.