Emily Fagan

I have a crush on every boy!

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In my celibacy era

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Forget a lobotomy. Put me in a paint shaker.

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I read TWO romance novels and it’s has me feeling sentimental.

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What I would give to be an Icelandic baby sleeping outside in the cold right now.

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Bitches get one French tip manicure, and a bouncy blowout and are like it’s giving Mobwife Aesthetic.

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The day hinge starts giving notifications when someone screenshots your profile is the day I become public enemy number one.

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Going out to dinner for a friends birthday tonight and I can’t find the menu online. I’m going to die if I can’t plan what I’m eating 7 hours in advance.

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Damn BeReal really doesn’t like me

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BeReal really said let’s show Emily rot for the next 4 days

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Finding out today that the guy who invited glitter also contributed to the Manhattan project is the best Barbenheimer marketing I’ve ever seen.

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Update: I reached out multiple times this weekend to see where my game is and I’ve gotten no answer. Someone please come with me to take back my copy of Mario Party Superstars

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I left a switch game at the apartment of a guy who ghosted me almost 2 months. After confronting him he told me he would send it back to me. I followed up with him a few times and he keeps giving excusing but at what point do I break into his apartment and take it back?

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Man I hate it here

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3 days in a submarine? You mean 432 listens of All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor's Version)?

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Yeah I’m a gamer

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Nintendo announces new Princess Peach game, coming in 2024.

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7TH GRADE ME IS QUACKING

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#NewProfilePic

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CUNT IS AS CUNT DOES @succession

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@ErasTourResell ❤️RED❤️

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The UNGODLY things I would do for a domino’s pizza right now

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No thoughts. Just Trent Crimm.